“Tel Aviv is a wonderful city – a great place to visit, you might say.” Jerusalem, April 29 – Prominent members of Israel’s cultural and political scenes urged their brethren living in one of the Mediterranean’s most thriving, luxurious cities ...
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Tradition dictates the use of blood from a murdered Christian child, but in recent decades Palestinian children of all varieties have all but taken their place, owing to plentiful supply. Jerusalem, April 10 – The expanding selection of top-flight culinary ...
Read More »Study Confirms This The Stupidest Of Times
Many of the important discoveries or developments of that last several hundred years have ended up saving the lives of those who, because of their moronic behavior, would have died, had their boneheaded acts occurred earlier in history. Tel Aviv, ...
Read More »Haaretz Publisher Vows To Boost Marginalized Clickbait Voices
Otherwise, how will genocidal anti-Semites ever get a fair chance to take their case to the public? Tel Aviv, March 25 – Numerous voices on the left end of Israel’s political spectrum find themselves unable to penetrate into the mainstream, but ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Grant Writer Struggling To Make Office Supplies Sound Anti-Zionist
Paying the electric bill isn’t as sexy as underwriting petitions to the High Court against Israel’s security measures. Jerusalem, March 14 – A member of the Resource Development Department at an influential philanthropic operation in Israel whose mission involves eroding ...
Read More »Bribery Suspected As School Principal Gets Positive Coverage From Student Newspaper
The ministry sees her an unable to function in her normal capacity with this inquiry hanging over her. Mazkeret Batya, March 5 – A local headmaster faces an ethics inquiry following revelations that the monthly publication put out by the ...
Read More »Divorce Refuser Also Demands Qatar Give Him Fuel, Cash
“The Israeli government has shown it’s willing to provide cash conduits to even the most heinous parties, so as far as this tactic is concerned, more power to Mr. Nussbaum,” stated Mrs. Nussbaum’s spokeswoman. Bnei Brak, February 20 – A ...
Read More »Antisemites Pounce After Early Draft Of ‘Protocols’ Leaked
“I take back my apology for my tweets about AIPAC buying off member of congress,” stated Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN). Jerusalem, February 13 – Opponents of Jews seized an opportunity to denounce the demographic group following the accidental publication of a book ...
Read More »Mossad Weather Chief Won’t Let Kids Touch Thermostat At Home
“It’s like telling us we can’t eat junk food and then chowing down on a bowl of Doritos,” insisted the oldest, 12. Modiin, February 4 – Children of the man who oversees Israel’s clandestine projects to control temperature, winds, precipitation, ...
Read More »Israelis Welcome Campaign Text Msgs To Break Monotony Of Loan Offers
A spammer who perform his paid work for both shady lenders and political campaigns confirmed that replying to texts with “Remove” as instructed if one wishes not to receive such solicitations in the future has the opposite effect. Kiryat Malachi, ...
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