“Imagine how history would be different if there had been a social media campaign of this nature and power before the Second World War.” Kiryat Motzkin, November 14 – A resident of this Haifa suburb voiced confusion and frustration today ...
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A friend filmed the episode from a distance. Ofer Prison, November 7 – A Palestinian whose attempt to kill an IDF trooper, and to use the excitement of the moment to ask his girlfriend to marry him, fell short of ...
Read More »Lara Alqassem Blending In Among Heb. U Faculty
“I thought I’d be more conspicuous,” she admitted. Jerusalem, October 24 – An American anti-Israel activist whose expulsion from the country was overturned by the High Court began her studies today at the Hebrew University, where her radical politics and ...
Read More »After Mishap, Jerusalem-Tel-Aviv Train Operator Seeks Hamas Advice On Tunnels
“We have a lot to learn from them in terms of structural and system integrity.” Jerusalem, October 16 – Rakkevet Yisrael, the government-owned corporation that runs the country’s rail network, announced today that following a malfunction in an underground passageway ...
Read More »Accumulated Dog Poo On Jerusalem Streets Becomes Sentient, Leads Mayoral Race
A campaign being run by a piece of actual, physiological crap is shaping up to be the cleanest Israel has ever seen. Jerusalem, October 4 – A cohesion of canine fecal matter sat so long on the pavement of Israel’s ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Under Fire For Not Having Eritrean Asylum-Seeker As Director
NIF leaders have scrambled to perform damage control amid the spread of the allegations. Jerusalem, August 2 – A leading organization in far-left Israeli politics and social change found itself the target of criticism from former allies as word spread ...
Read More »Man’s Computer Emits Noxious Fumes After He Accidentally Installs Microsoft Orifice
“This is is just a foul situation.” Beer Sheva, July 24 – A user complained of an unpleasant odor emanating from his desktop today following an incident in which instead of installing the latest version of the Office suite of ...
Read More »Thousands Of Israelis Intentionally Planned Travel At Same Time As You
The chief concern among every single one crossing your path is how best to disrupt your movements and maximize your hassles. Ben Gurion Airport, July 17 – A survey of the hundreds of thousands of travelers passing through Israel’s largest ...
Read More »Preschool Teacher Censured For Missing Quota Of Crap To Send Home With Kids
“Unless those quotas are met, parents will be confronted with the prospect of having usable space in their homes, and that would be a disaster.” Jerusalem, July 4 – A nursery school educator in the Nahalat Ahim neighborhood of the ...
Read More »Marketer Seems To Think World Cup And Pickup Trucks Related
“What an insult to the consumer’s intelligence.” Nahariya, June 26 – Observers of the economy noted this week that an advertising agency appears to believe there exists some sort of inherent connection between the FIFA’s international championship tournament and a ...
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