Community leaders have issued public castigation of the police for alleged impotence or timidity in enforcing laws among Arabs, alongside accusations that the police consistently apply a heavier hand in dealing with Arab suspects than when facing Jewish ones. Umm ...
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Feed SubscriptionNew Guide Details How Every Food Shows Israel Either Appropriating Or Hatefully Rejecting Palestinian Culture
The guide will soon be released as an app for mobile devices. Tel Aviv, November 22 – Activists combating what they call Israeli appropriation of indigenous Palestinian culture have published a culinary guide that will help users determine whether by ...
Read More »New Solar Energy Technology Uses Glare From Bald Men’s Heads
100,000 bald men wearing these devices and spending at least six hours per week in sunlight can sustain 800 kWh of consumption. Rechovot, November 15 – Weizmann Institute of Science researchers have developed a method to reduce dependence on fossil fuels by harnessing ...
Read More »Israeli Doctor Hasn’t Been Asked To Harvest A Single Syrian Patient’s Organs
“I could swear this is supposed to be part of my job – I read it in those Algerian and Libyan journals, and in all that literature from Palestinian human rights NGOs.” Safed, November 9 – A surgeon at Israel’s ...
Read More »Scientists Create Quantum-Size Violin To Play For Palestinians
While once upon a time the Palestinian predicament elicited genuine sympathy, their leadership and allies have consistently opted for policies and rhetoric that damn the Palestinians to continued misery. Rehovot, November 2 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science ...
Read More »Area Stray Can’t Grasp Why Humans Keep Banishing It From Warm, Food-Filled House
The situation is made all the more puzzling to the cat in light of her impending third litter of kittens. Jerusalem, October 28 – A street-dwelling feline that found shelter and food scraps in a neighborhood home is experiencing difficulty ...
Read More »Area Dad Aces At Pretending Not To Notice Hotness Of Preschool Moms
The father’s compelling pretense extends even to the mothers of children not in the same child care facility. Jerusalem, October 23 – A local man who picks up and drops off his child at preschool has cultivated a keen ability ...
Read More »Torture Allegations: Inmates Forced To Write Bar Mitzva Gift Thank-Yous
Prisoners are assigned constructive or rehabilitative work as a matter of course in most societies,” explained the Deputy Warden of Megiddo Prison. Tel Aviv, October 18 – Human Rights Groups have raised concerns that Israel perpetrates unlawful psychological abuse against ...
Read More »BDSers Sadly Put ‘Tom Petty Boycott Israel’ Signs Away
Most of the activists remain unaware that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers did perform in Israel in 1987, as those activists were not yet born. Nablus, October 3 – Following the passing last night of American pop icon Tom Petty, ...
Read More »Terrorist Attacks Have Israelis Questioning ‘Normalization’ With Palestinians
“Perhaps some has-been musicians can advocate a strategy to isolate and punish Palestinians until they internalize the need to respect the human rights of Israelis.” Har Adar, Spetember 27 – Three Israelis were killed and a fourth seriously injured in ...
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