While once upon a time the Palestinian predicament elicited genuine sympathy, their leadership and allies have consistently opted for policies and rhetoric that damn the Palestinians to continued misery. Rehovot, November 2 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science ...
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Feed SubscriptionArea Stray Can’t Grasp Why Humans Keep Banishing It From Warm, Food-Filled House
The situation is made all the more puzzling to the cat in light of her impending third litter of kittens. Jerusalem, October 28 – A street-dwelling feline that found shelter and food scraps in a neighborhood home is experiencing difficulty ...
Read More »Area Dad Aces At Pretending Not To Notice Hotness Of Preschool Moms
The father’s compelling pretense extends even to the mothers of children not in the same child care facility. Jerusalem, October 23 – A local man who picks up and drops off his child at preschool has cultivated a keen ability ...
Read More »Torture Allegations: Inmates Forced To Write Bar Mitzva Gift Thank-Yous
Prisoners are assigned constructive or rehabilitative work as a matter of course in most societies,” explained the Deputy Warden of Megiddo Prison. Tel Aviv, October 18 – Human Rights Groups have raised concerns that Israel perpetrates unlawful psychological abuse against ...
Read More »BDSers Sadly Put ‘Tom Petty Boycott Israel’ Signs Away
Most of the activists remain unaware that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers did perform in Israel in 1987, as those activists were not yet born. Nablus, October 3 – Following the passing last night of American pop icon Tom Petty, ...
Read More »Terrorist Attacks Have Israelis Questioning ‘Normalization’ With Palestinians
“Perhaps some has-been musicians can advocate a strategy to isolate and punish Palestinians until they internalize the need to respect the human rights of Israelis.” Har Adar, Spetember 27 – Three Israelis were killed and a fourth seriously injured in ...
Read More »Researchers Develop Strongest-Yet Virtue-Signaling Transmitter
“Soon, the wokest hot take on any development won’t just be the province of Slate, Vox, or Jezebel.” Tel Aviv, September 19 – Engineers and physicists working on a joint project between Tel Aviv University and the research departments of ...
Read More »Education Ministry Replaces Academic Grades With Racism Scale
“The question is not whether we will meet the specific criteria of rolling out the grading reform by a target date, but how inclusive are we?” Jerusalem, September 13 – In an effort to keep Israeli educational practices on pace ...
Read More »Museum Of Palestinian Culture Gifted With Original Candies Distributed On 9/11
The exhibit will open this afternoon following a short memorial service for the hijackers. Ramallah, September 11 – Curators at the Museum of Palestine just outside the territory’s de facto capital have announced the acquisition of new items, which will be ...
Read More »Review: The Harvested Palestinian Organs Cookbook
by Ali Latdam Review by PreOccupied Territory Staff The Harvested Palestinian Organs Cookbook purports to be the first of its kind, and to some degree that holds true: no one else has yet compiled a cookbook consisting only and specifically ...
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