“Soon, the wokest hot take on any development won’t just be the province of Slate, Vox, or Jezebel.” Tel Aviv, September 19 – Engineers and physicists working on a joint project between Tel Aviv University and the research departments of ...
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Feed SubscriptionEducation Ministry Replaces Academic Grades With Racism Scale
“The question is not whether we will meet the specific criteria of rolling out the grading reform by a target date, but how inclusive are we?” Jerusalem, September 13 – In an effort to keep Israeli educational practices on pace ...
Read More »Museum Of Palestinian Culture Gifted With Original Candies Distributed On 9/11
The exhibit will open this afternoon following a short memorial service for the hijackers. Ramallah, September 11 – Curators at the Museum of Palestine just outside the territory’s de facto capital have announced the acquisition of new items, which will be ...
Read More »Review: The Harvested Palestinian Organs Cookbook
by Ali Latdam Review by PreOccupied Territory Staff The Harvested Palestinian Organs Cookbook purports to be the first of its kind, and to some degree that holds true: no one else has yet compiled a cookbook consisting only and specifically ...
Read More »Local Man Ties Sense Of Identity, Worth, To Fortunes Of Strangers Kicking Ball Around Field
“It’s a harmless little obsession that only occasionally drives us to the brink of bankruptcy, causes us to miss family events, and damages his relationship with other people.” Jerusalem, August 30 – Ohr Mizrahi, 40, has all but fused his ...
Read More »REPORT: Phone Menu Options Have Not Actually Changed
As the import of the announcement sank in, the assembly of journalists transformed into profanity-laced pandemonium. Givatayim, August 28 – An investigation into the automated system that channels incoming calls to various organization departments has found that despite a greeting ...
Read More »Traffic Laws To Be Suspended When You In A Hurry
It takes effect on the first day of school next week, but sooner if you really need it. Jerusalem, August 23 – To recognize the necessary exception to traffic regulations, the Ministry of Transport has enacted rules allowing you, specifically, to ...
Read More »Regulator Raises Minimum Number Of Unmanned Supermarket Checkout Lanes
Retail groups pushed heavily for the change, preferring to have the option of blaming restrictions imposed from the outside for unpleasant conditions in their stores. Tel Aviv, August 17 – For the first time in more than two decades, the agency ...
Read More »Iranian Asylum Seeker Already Finding Tel Aviv Insufferable
“I’ve already had it up to here with these people.” Tel Aviv, August 14 – A blogger who fled to Israel last week amid deportation threats in Turkey took very little time to adjust to her new surroundings, and has ...
Read More »Aspiring Chef Hopes To Invent More Dishes That Can Be Politicized
“We’ve seen it with falafel, and to a similar extent with hummus, tahini, shakshuka, shawarma, sabih, and numerous other Near Eastern and Levantine dishes.” Jerusalem, August 9 – Ohr Ben-Zikri, 22, might have finished only one year of culinary school, ...
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