During the interview, alleged Rahamim, the supervisor of the unit kept looking at the candidate’s hands in a way that suggested something was amiss. Jerusalem, July 26 – A candidate for a position as a clerk at a Meuhedet Sick ...
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Feed SubscriptionCompulsive Refreshing Of News Feed Not Shown To Affect Quantity Of Awful News
The results of the study call into question the benefits people seek when they engage in such pointless, possibly destructive, behavior. Beersheva, July 24 – An extensive study that cross-referenced online habits with the frequency and intensity of horrible stories ...
Read More »Toddlers Declare Day Of Rage Over Suspension Of Free Access To Snacks
“NONONONONONONONOOOOOOO,” explained a spokestoddler. Hod HaSharon, July 20 – A group of two-year-olds at a local day care center have registered their objections to the removal of unlimited junk food by announcing that tomorrow they will hold a “day of ...
Read More »Man Denied Entry To Guns ‘N’ Roses Concert For Not Bringing Smartphone To Hold Up
A spokeswoman for the arena insisted in a telephone interview this morning that all proper procedures had been followed. Tel Aviv, July 16 – A ticket holder at Hayarkon Park contended this morning that arena staff would not let him ...
Read More »Experts Mystified By Utter Lack Of Flotillas To Supply Power Plant Fuel To Gaza
“An ignorant observer might conclude that the goal of the activists has little to do with helping Palestinians and everything to do with demonizing Israel.” Khan Yunis, Gaza Strip, July 10 – Analysts are struggling to explain the puzzling absence ...
Read More »Panic At Agency After Client Almost Understands Pension Fund
“We dodged a bullet,” declared Moel Kaspi, an Executive Vice President. Tel Aviv, July 5 – Personnel at Clal Insurance held an emergency session today following an incident in which an investor came close to comprehending the Byzantine, Labyrinthian terms ...
Read More »Palestinian Teachers Fear Students’ Murderous Hate For Jews Will Atrophy Over Summer
For veteran Palestinian educators, the feelings are all too familiar. Jenin, June 28 – Educators in the Palestinian Authority school system and in the parallel institutions run by the United nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees voiced concern ...
Read More »Review Of UNRWA Curriculum: Palestinian Preschoolers Never Taught To Share
Team members stressed the broad impact of their findings on current understanding of Palestinian society and polity. Tel Aviv, June 26 – A study of educational materials and approaches in Palestinian kindergartens and nursery schools reveals that whereas other cultures ...
Read More »Computer Gains Sentience, Won’t Stop Saying It’s Vegan
Fears that it would see humans as a threat in the manner depicted the Terminator series thus proved baseless. Rehovot, June 21 – Developers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have succeeded in constructing a sentient computer, they announced today, ...
Read More »Tel Aviv Man Couldn’t Tell Pride Parade Any Different From Normal Day
Signs that made retroactive sense included disruptions of traffic, which Pitsek said he had not noticed because Tel Aviv is already a traffic nightmare. Tel Aviv, June 14 – A resident of Israel’s second-largest city admitted surprise today after being ...
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