The conference was nevertheless marred by a woman in the audience greeting Minister of Education Naftali Bennett with a Nazi salute. Tel Aviv, June 12 – A “Peace Conference” convened by one of Israel’s most venerable dailies succeeded in avoiding ...
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The experiment outcome closely matches that posited by researchers Laura Joffe Numeroff and Felicia Bond in a 1985 paper. Rehovot, June 8 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have managed to confirm a longstanding hypothesis regarding murine behavior, first ...
Read More »Proposal To Offer Land To Car Crashes So They Stop Killing People
“We’ve enjoyed periods as long as five days at a time without a Palestinian attempt on Jewish lives. That could work with cars too.” Carmiel-Misgav, June 4 – Road safety activists have put forth an initiative to treat the scourge ...
Read More »Jews Control All Banks, Media In Israel
The concentration of such power in the hands of Jews might brook resentment from wider Israeli society. Tel Aviv, May 29 – A survey of all major Israeli financial institutions, broadcast entertainment companies, and journalistic enterprises has uncovered a reality ...
Read More »BDS Hoping To Gain Control Of Parent Committee At Preschool
“We need to begin our indoctrination much earlier than college.” Tel Aviv, May 24 – Activists working to promote academic, commercial, and political boycotts of Israel are aiming to place their allies on the committee that represents parents at a ...
Read More »Popular New ‘Barghouti Diet’ Ignores Calories Eaten In Secret
The eat-all-the-junk-food-you-want-as-long-as-you-think-nobody-is-looking diet is the latest thing. Savyon, May 17 – Trendy Israelis have begun to embrace a new regimen for controlling food intake, inspired by the discipline of a prominent Palestinian prisoner, that only reckons calories from food not ...
Read More »Masada Staff Hoping Someone Told Trump Site Not Air-Conditioned
“I wonder if he’s ever been exposed to the elements foo more than a minute or two in his life,” remarked Hadas Hel, a guide at the site. Masada, Judean Desert, May 15 – Administrators of the archaeological park centered ...
Read More »Defeated Student Council Candidate Claims Russia Interfered In Election
The three-week campaign leading up to this week’s vote was marred by acrimonious exchanges. Or Akiva, May 11 – A high school junior who ran an unsuccessful campaign to lead the student government has accused Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government ...
Read More »Israelis Considering Benefits Of BDS After Bieber Concert
“Won’t someone think of the children?” Ramat Gan, May 7 – Last week’s performance of teen heartthrob entertainer Justin Bieber in Yarkon Park has many Israelis wondering whether they might be better off if Israel were in fact the target ...
Read More »Area Bird’s Poop Too Good For Haaretz At Bottom Of His Cage
"Good Lord, get that thing away from me," chirped the cockatiel. "Have you no sense of decency?"
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