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Feed SubscriptionCelebrity Claims Was Assaulted In North Tel Aviv By Men Yelling ‘This Is Bibi Country’
"It never used to be this way. Obviously, the far-right is establishing outposts here."
Read More »Unfamiliar Key Examined Again, Put Back In Drawer
"What if it's important?"
Read More »Lack Of Starvation In Gaza Undermining Mom’s ‘Eat Up, Children Are Starving In Gaza!’ Admonition
"Gaza still hasn't run out of food despite having only two days' worth of food for, what, seven months?"
Read More »Man Vows To Take Moment From Yom HaAtzmaut BBQ To Feel Bad For Hostages
"Brothers and sisters who have nothing to celebrate. Rutti, make sure the portable soccer goalposts are packed."
Read More »Report: Leftover Donut From Hanukkah Probably Still Edible
"All the sugar should keep it from spoiling."
Read More »Teen’s Room Proves Rich Archaeological Trove During Passover Cleaning
"The last time he changed his bedsheets? Probably sometime during the Mameluk era."
Read More »Ants Undeterred By Oven-Cleaner Rampage
Spring has brought an entirely new clutch of ants that failed to learn the lesson he had aimed to impart to their predecessors.
Read More »ADHD Management Available Via Processes ADHD Sufferers Cannot Complete
ADHD symptoms typically make it inordinately difficult to begin, let alone complete, even simple tasks if the process is daunting enough.
Read More »Weather Not Quite Warm Enough For Captured-Terrorists-Handcuffed-In-Underwear Group Purim Costume
Comments about the zaftig body types in the friend group led to the epiphany.
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