"The last time he changed his bedsheets? Probably sometime during the Mameluk era."
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Ants Undeterred By Oven-Cleaner Rampage
Spring has brought an entirely new clutch of ants that failed to learn the lesson he had aimed to impart to their predecessors.
Read More »ADHD Management Available Via Processes ADHD Sufferers Cannot Complete
ADHD symptoms typically make it inordinately difficult to begin, let alone complete, even simple tasks if the process is daunting enough.
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Comments about the zaftig body types in the friend group led to the epiphany.
Read More »Late-Winter Mosquito Obviously A Mossad Mini-Drone
"I'm glad we have the advantage of conditioning in our youth and adulthood to view all negative phenomena as the work of the Zionists."
Read More »Kids Perform Daring Rescue Of Hostage Snacks From Dad’s Closet
The raid began with a discreet scouting mission at around 10 pm.
Read More »13 Herzl St., Haifa, Building Association Adopts Resolution Calling For Chicago Gang Ceasefire
"Certainly they're as credible, if not more credible, than the United Nations General Assembly."
Read More »Pigeon Changes Mind About Driving Bus Upon Hearing About Palestinians, Hamas
"A fire truck is the way to go. Same vroom-vroom-vroom-pigeon-at-the-wheel energy, minus the fear of terrorist bombing."
Read More »UN Review Of Israeli Textbooks: Dehumanization Of Palestinians, Glorification Of Violence Horrifyingly Absent
Ministry-approved books fall far, far short of the standard that Palestinian texts have set.
Read More »Man Hopes War Continues To Keep Away Reservists, Foreigners Who Would Otherwise Beat Him In Marathon
"They should stay till this thing is absolutely over."
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