The public health ramifications of the study, if confirmed by subsequent research, are yet unknown. Rehovot, December 22 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have discovered what are apparently actual non-artificial substances in the standard filling used for ...
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Tamar was unavailable for comment; a member of the household chastised reporters for disturbing her recovery from a difficult birth of twins. Adullam, Canaan, December 18 – Jacob’s fourth son and a leader of the emerging people of Israel expressed ...
Read More »Swedish Minister Urges Jacob To See Rape Of Dina As Cultural Misunderstanding
The societal norm in Shechem is to kidnap, imprison, and rape girls whom one desires. Stockholm, December 14 – Sweden’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Margot Wallström suggested to Hebrew patriarch Jacob today that he and his family alter their perspective ...
Read More »Dinner Table Hardliner Declares ‘Death To Broccoli’
She contends creamed corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how to handle the extremist positions of dinner ...
Read More »Man Has Local Shop Make Pro-BDS Shirts To Sell At Guns ‘N’ Roses Tel Aviv Concert
“Admit it, you’re jealous you didn’t think of this yourself first.” Yarkon Park, December 5 – Axl Rose and his bandmates will perform here in seven months, but one area entrepreneur already sees an economic niche that the scheduled concert ...
Read More »Habima Theater In Uproar Over Non-Anti-Zionist Work
Nowhere in the dialogue, setting, or characterization of the play can one find clear condemnation of Jewish sovereignty in the ancient Jewish homeland. Tel Aviv, November 30 – Israel’s leading drama company found itself in the midst of cultural controversy ...
Read More »Stupid ‘Muezzin Law’ Says Nothing About Your Goddamn Neighbor’s Alarm Clock
May-Aynei lays partial blame at the feet of the legislators themselves, who tend to live in more spacious accommodations and hear less of the goings-on in neighbors’ homes. Rosh HaAyin, November 23 – Examination of recent legislation to limit the ...
Read More »Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Just Boy Practicing Forging Mom’s Signature
It remains unknown whether the boy ever succeeded in his quest. Qumran, Judean Desert, November 21 – Scholars exploring the remaining pieces of ancient parchment not included in the formal collection of writings known as the Dead Sea Scrolls have ...
Read More »Guy Also Named ‘Lot’ Tired Of Redirecting Lynch Mob To Other Lot’s House
“Why these people can’t keep their information straight, I don’t know, but I’m about ready to burn down the whole city just to get some rest at this point.” Sodom, April 15 – A man who shares a name with ...
Read More »Israeli Scientists Now Just Trolling BDS With Breakthroughs
Lancet specifically cited recent breakthroughs in AIDS research, cancer treatment, and Alzheimer prevention. Rechovot, November 13 – A representative of Israeli research institutions and personalities admitted that the main factor behind a string of recent scientific and technological advances emanating ...
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