“It has to be just credible enough – we do have some journalistic standards,” explained Ann T. Semitt of the Jerusalem bureau. Safed, September 7 – The British Broadcasting Corporation is holding off on production of a segment on injured ...
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Principal Aiwil Qillem was unavailable for comment. Khan Yunis, September 5 – A week into the academic year, a sophomore at the local UNRWA secondary school has discovered that two of his courses in raising the next generation of terrorists ...
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“We are performing three valuable roles, and should therefore receive three times the payment.” Tel Aviv, September 1 – Israeli and foreign journalists issued coordinated statements today asserting that their constant performance of the duties of judge, jury, and executioner ...
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The need for “vitamin P,” as it is sometimes called, pervades almost every aspect of life in Israel, including leisure activities. Holon, August 25 – A serial killer who specializes in murdering his victims using wood-chopping implements complained today that the ...
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Julius Streicher, a columnist for Haaretz, checked into Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv this morning. Tel Aviv, August 21 – A reporter for Israel’s only broadsheet daily newspaper underwent surgery today to repair a hernia that occurred as a result ...
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“This goes against everything I’ve been taught by The Guardian and Haaretz.” Raanana, August 17 – Public school teachers in Israel preparing for the 2016-2017 school year have discovered that the neither the Ministry of Education nor local governments have ...
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“He’s kicking himself because he knows he could have prevented this situation by better situational awareness.” Jerusalem, August 11 – A resident of Israel’s capital had his sophisticated plan to encounter no beggars on his morning trip to work met ...
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“We intend to have over five million in place by 2030.” Jerusalem Forest, August 8 – In what organization executives are calling a strategic move aimed at enhancing both the ecology and defense of the country, the Jewish National Fund ...
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Professor Failim devoted extensive attention to the BDS movement and encouraged her students to support it. Tel Aviv, August 3 – A Tel Aviv University faculty member who gave a failing grade to a student who boycotted his course on ...
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“Our chief competition is the shovel industry.” Hertzliya, July 26 – Israeli manufacturers of devices meant to restrict the vision of the wearer have noticed a marked uptick in sales of their products to countries recently experiencing increased terrorist attacks ...
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