Julius Streicher, a columnist for Haaretz, checked into Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv this morning. Tel Aviv, August 21 – A reporter for Israel’s only broadsheet daily newspaper underwent surgery today to repair a hernia that occurred as a result ...
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“This goes against everything I’ve been taught by The Guardian and Haaretz.” Raanana, August 17 – Public school teachers in Israel preparing for the 2016-2017 school year have discovered that the neither the Ministry of Education nor local governments have ...
Read More »Man’s Itinerary To Avoid Panhandlers Foiled By Police Incident
“He’s kicking himself because he knows he could have prevented this situation by better situational awareness.” Jerusalem, August 11 – A resident of Israel’s capital had his sophisticated plan to encounter no beggars on his morning trip to work met ...
Read More »JNF Shifts To Planting Only Gharqad Trees
“We intend to have over five million in place by 2030.” Jerusalem Forest, August 8 – In what organization executives are calling a strategic move aimed at enhancing both the ecology and defense of the country, the Jewish National Fund ...
Read More »‘Boycotting 101’ Prof Forced To Pass Student Who Boycotted Course
Professor Failim devoted extensive attention to the BDS movement and encouraged her students to support it. Tel Aviv, August 3 – A Tel Aviv University faculty member who gave a failing grade to a student who boycotted his course on ...
Read More »Israeli Entrepreneurs Increase Export Sales Of Blinders To EU, US
“Our chief competition is the shovel industry.” Hertzliya, July 26 – Israeli manufacturers of devices meant to restrict the vision of the wearer have noticed a marked uptick in sales of their products to countries recently experiencing increased terrorist attacks ...
Read More »Amid Software Failure, Haaretz Must Manually Generate Anti-Israel Headlines
“All I can say is we’re working on it,” said a worried Amos Schocken, the paper’s publisher. Tel Aviv, July 25 – Two days into a malfunction of one of the publication’s most intensively-used applications, the organization’s staff has been ...
Read More »Vegan Groups Denounce McDonald’s Ads As Incitement To Murder
“Have your Bic Mac with a side – with a side of genocide!” Tel Aviv, July 21 – Advocates for a ban on the consumption of animal flesh criticized the fast-food chain McDonald’s today for encouraging its customers to promote ...
Read More »School Rushes To Issue 2015 Book List By Mid-Summer 2016
It represents a full eight months earlier than average. Jerusalem, July 17 – Administrators and educational staff at the Reishit School are scrambling to distribute the list of required books and materials for the 2015 academic year earlier than usual, ...
Read More »Pokémon Go A Plot To Distract Population From Noticing Chemtrails
“While playing hunter, chasing after Pokemon, they are actually the hunted.” Kfar Shmaryahu, July 12 – Activists monitoring the proliferation of chemicals in the atmosphere that are dispersed to enhance governmental mind-control and spread preventable diseases in order to control ...
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