“All I can say is we’re working on it,” said a worried Amos Schocken, the paper’s publisher. Tel Aviv, July 25 – Two days into a malfunction of one of the publication’s most intensively-used applications, the organization’s staff has been ...
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“Have your Bic Mac with a side – with a side of genocide!” Tel Aviv, July 21 – Advocates for a ban on the consumption of animal flesh criticized the fast-food chain McDonald’s today for encouraging its customers to promote ...
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It represents a full eight months earlier than average. Jerusalem, July 17 – Administrators and educational staff at the Reishit School are scrambling to distribute the list of required books and materials for the 2015 academic year earlier than usual, ...
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“While playing hunter, chasing after Pokemon, they are actually the hunted.” Kfar Shmaryahu, July 12 – Activists monitoring the proliferation of chemicals in the atmosphere that are dispersed to enhance governmental mind-control and spread preventable diseases in order to control ...
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“How could anyone think this is acceptable behavior?” Kiryat Yam, Israel, July 7 – Residents of this sleepy Haifa suburb on the Mediterranean coast were horrified to discover that the various telecommunications companies in Israel’s market still permit callers to ...
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“My app probably crashed from the weight of occurrences of the word ‘moral’ alone.” Natanya, July 3 – The Facebook profile of an area resident became crushed today after sustaining too many posts about the passing of Nobel Peace Prize ...
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“If there’s anything my career as an architect in Gaza has taught me, it’s that hospitals and schools by nature double as weapons storage facilities.” Kfar Blum, June 29 – A member of a group of construction professionals from Gaza visiting ...
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“My goal is to take control of my own future, and not have to be dependent on some pre-teen with an underdeveloped concept of personal space.” Ramat HaSharon, June 24 – Emboldened by the UK’s vote yesterday to leave the ...
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Flying glass accounted for more than half the injuries. Tel Aviv, June 20 – Israeli medical crews rushed to treat dozens of far-left-wing activists today for injuries sustained after being hit by sacks of cash indiscriminately flung by the European ...
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“I just did what I was supposed to do,” the father of three later recalled. Jerusalem, June 15 – A driver on his way into Israel’s capital today reacted with civic responsibility upon encountering a lineup of vehicles waiting to ...
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