“By selling our product and follow-on support to BDS movement coordinators from here in Israel, we recouped the initial investment capital within six months of going to market.” Herzliya Pituach, July 17 – Amid the dense concentration of high-tech companies ...
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Feed SubscriptionRapper 50 Cent Promoted In Israel As 1.89 Shekel
“We always go the extra 1.60934 kilometers for our entertainment partners.” Tel Aviv, July 13 – An Israeli entertainment marketing contractor is facing confusion from fans and anger from its overseas client after converting rap artist 50 Cent’s name into the ...
Read More »Ynet Introduces Maximum IQ For Comment Submissions
“Our brand carries a certain set of associations, and an erudite readership is not something we see ourselves as having,” said the site’s managing editor, Daili Mell. Tel Aviv, July 8 – Israel’s largest provider of online news and analysis announced ...
Read More »Israel Suppressing Islamic Culture By Reducing Honor Killings
The conference called on international bodies such as UNESCO to protect the cherished practice from Israeli “cultural genocide.” Jerusalem, July 2 – Islamic scholars and leaders gathered in the Jordanian capital city of Amman to denounce Israel for suppressing the ancient ...
Read More »Archaeologists Unearth Oldest ‘Shimon Peres Is So Old’ Joke
The new discovery pushes back the currency of the trope a further four hundred years, making it almost as old as Peres. Mareisha, Israel, June 24 – Researchers excavating a site from the period of the Biblical King David have discovered ...
Read More »Somebody Apparently Buying, Eating Krembos
“I’m sure there are plenty of uses for Krembo that don’t involve putting it inside your body.” Ramat Gan, June 18 – Food retailers across the country report that despite the manifestly non-edible nature of the Krembo snack, somebody is ...
Read More »Candy To Celebrate Palestinian Deaths Inexplicably Selling Badly
He assumed, based on media coverage of right-wing Jews, that the latter would respond with open pocketbooks. Jerusalem, June 11 – An entrepreneur who hoped to be the first to open an untapped market in Israel admitted error in gauging ...
Read More »FIFA: Israelis Forced To Continue Playing, Watching Football
Israelis will continue to be subjected to fans pathetically referring to their favorite team as “we.” Tel Aviv, June 4 – Palestinian withdrawal last week of a FIFA resolution to expel Israel from membership in the international organization means Israelis will ...
Read More »Hamas Members Complain About Not Meeting OneRepublic
“One selfie with us wouldn’t hurt, would it?” Gaza City, May 29 – In the wake of a picture showing popular band OneRepublic visiting IDF soldiers manning an Iron Dome battery, Hamas militants have complained about being denied a visit by the ...
Read More »Hamas Songwriter Scores Gig As Bar Mitzva DJ
“I might just bomb,” he said. “But that I’m used to.” Shuja’iyya, Gaza Strip, May 27 – Fredj Al-Julsun, 27, never knew just a year ago that his foray into composing propaganda songs for the Islamist group Hamas would lead ...
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