Painting the Right as irredeemably extreme serves J-Street as a classic straw man argument, using large quantities of the agricultural by-product. Tel Aviv, March 25 – The relatively heavy precipitation of the last several months in Israel has severely reduced the ...
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The damage control turned out to be unnecessary, as the call was conducted using the Cellcom mobile network, and nothing was heard. Savyon, Israel, March 22 – The secret cabal behind all of the world’s major affairs scrambled to perform ...
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“Anyone who is in a position to know or care that our numbers are a crock doesn’t use Ynet for business news anyway.” Tel Aviv, March 12 – The popular Hebrew news website Ynet has been using completely random figures ...
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“The sheer audacity of the Teva enterprise is stunning,” said Ministry of Health spokesman Avi Uss. Petah Tikva, Israel, March 5 – One of the world’s largest pharmaceutical manufacturers has been caught dealing drugs, Israeli regulatory authorities announced today, and ...
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Later in the day the Supreme Council of Elders convened and issued a new protocol intended to prevent a recurrence of the leak. Tel Aviv, February 26 – A rare mistake today by one of the shadowy Elders of Zion ...
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“The stereotype of Israelis is smart, but man, that is not in evidence today.” Jerusalem, February 21 – Residents of this city are reporting an upswing in stupidity and narcissism related to snow, matching a national trend. The second snowfall ...
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Pop icon Shlomo Artzi famously smeared Nutella all over his body before performances throughout the 1970’s, sparking a trend among Israeli women eager to use the treat to maintain youthful, supple skin. Jerusalem, February 15 – Already grieving over the ...
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“Giving coverage to attacks on Jews would only encourage more such attacks.” Tel Aviv, February 9 – Two major international daily publications announced this morning (Monday) that they would no longer publish news stories involving incidents of Jew-hatred. The New York ...
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Future leaders will be forced to bear nicknames that do not prompt people to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Tel Aviv, February 2 – Opposition Leader and current election frontrunner Isaac Herzog confirmed today that his moniker “Buji” ...
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Alleyways that previously could only allow two people to pass abreast now have the capacity for an entire pedestrian to trip into one of the many open ditches and break as many as eighteen bones at once. Jerusalem, January 26 ...
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