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Teva Pharmaceuticals Caught Selling Drugs

Teva Pharmaceuticals Caught Selling Drugs

“The sheer audacity of the Teva enterprise is stunning,” said Ministry of Health spokesman Avi Uss. Petah Tikva, Israel, March 5 – One of the world’s largest pharmaceutical manufacturers has been caught dealing drugs, Israeli regulatory authorities announced today, and ...

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Haaretz, NY Times To Stop Reporting Antisemitism

Haaretz, NY Times To Stop Reporting Antisemitism

“Giving coverage to attacks on Jews would only encourage more such attacks.” Tel Aviv, February 9 – Two major international daily publications announced this morning (Monday) that they would no longer publish news stories involving incidents of Jew-hatred. The New York ...

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‘Buji’ Herzog Snags Last Remaining Stupid Nickname

‘Buji’ Herzog Snags Last Remaining Stupid Nickname

Future leaders will be forced to bear nicknames that do not prompt people to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Tel Aviv, February 2 – Opposition Leader and current election frontrunner Isaac Herzog confirmed today that his moniker “Buji” ...

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Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

Hebrew Language Academy Flummoxed By ‘In The Black’

“We can’t wrap our heads around that idea,” admitted a committee member. Jerusalem, January 20 – Israel’s authority on the proper Hebrew equivalent to vernacular terms adopted into the language has declined to translate foreign terms referring to a positive balance ...

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