Kibbutz Nir Am, Israel, July 21 – Members of this agricultural community near the border with the Gaza Strip are troubled by the discovery of several large tunnels in the area, concerned that the tunnels indicate the presence of tremendous ...
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North Tel Aviv, July 16 – While Hamas rocket-launch teams in Gaza continue their so-far-unsuccessful attempt to sow widespread death and destruction among the Israeli civilian population, the Home Front Command today reported a sharp increase in referrals of leftist Israelis for ...
Read More »Israel Electric Co. To Power Region From Herzl Spinning In Grave
Haifa, July 11 – Israel’s national electric utility plans to continue its transition away from coal-fired power plants by harnessing the kinetic energy of modern Zionism’s founder rotating in his grave, the Ministry of Environmental Protection announced today. The Israel ...
Read More »Ynet Considers Replacing Bikini Photos With Actual News
Tel Aviv, July 8 – Editors at the popular Israeli website Ynet are toying with the notion of giving their readers news stories beyond celebrity gossip and the latest photos of attractive public figures in swimsuits. With tensions mounting between ...
Read More »Hundreds Injured Jumping To Conclusions About Murder Of Arab Teen
Jerusalem, July 3 – More than 800 commentators, politicians, and other public figures needed medical treatment yesterday when they suffered various injuries incurred while jumping to conclusions over the abduction and murder of Muhammad Abu Khdeir, 16, whose body was found ...
Read More »Israel Philharmonic To Stop Selling Beer After 3rd Movement
Tel Aviv, June 29 – Troubled by unruly attendees in the audience, Heichal Hatarbut, the Tel Aviv home of the Israel Philharmonic, has decided to stop selling alcoholic beverages beyond the third movement of orchestral works of four movements or ...
Read More »Tel Aviv Hospital Under Fire For Violating Apartheid Policy
Ramallah, June 22 – Palestinian officals are accusing an Israeli medical facility of failing to live up to the characterization of Apartheid that the Palestinains and their supporters demand of the Jewish State. According to those officials, Assuta, a private ...
Read More »Israelis Divided Over Which Antisemitic World Cup Team To Root For
Tel Aviv, June 18 – The current crop of FIFA World Cup teams competing for the championship trophy has Israelis split on which of the many Jew-hating countries in the tournament deserves their support. Thirty-two teams will vie over the ...
Read More »Abbas: Rivlin’s Vegetarianism More Offensive Than His Politics
Jerusalem, June 11 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas reacted to the election of Reuven Rivlin as President of Israel by taking exception to the latter’s vegetarian sensibilities, rather than to his views on the desirability of annexing parts of the ...
Read More »Misguided Culture Pathetically Enjoys Fluffy “Cheesecake”
Jerusalem, June 5 – The aftermath of the Shavuot festival has anthropologists and other scientists scratching their heads at the popularity in Israel of a sponge-like, only mildly edible cheesecake in honor of the day, when dairy is traditionally made ...
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