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Feed SubscriptionReport: Apartment Hunter Seeking Rental That ‘Doesn’t Reek Of Weed’ Must Be Billionaire Or Something
"Who can afford a place in this neighborhood with weed-free air, a Rothschild?"
Read More »Dad Sure He Can Make Deep-Fryer Use Economical With Just 4 More Days Of Fried Apples, Pasta
"Anyone who doesn't want what I've made is welcome to put together a peanut butter sandwich, as always."
Read More »Survey Finding Israel Cheapest Country For Mobile Data Fails To Sway Dads To Pay For More
According to recent studies, just four American cents per gigabyte.
Read More »Neighbors Remove Man’s Guitar From Building Bomb Shelter Just In Time
"I hid it in my closet. When things calm down I'm going to put it back in the shelter and pretend nothing changed."
Read More »For Some Reason Vespasian Minted ‘Judaea Capta’ Coins And Not ‘Palestina Capta’
"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."
Read More »Gozer Begs Enlil Not To Be Sent As Marshmallow Man To Israel On Lag BaOmer
Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
Read More »Survey: Only 8 People Unaware You Avoid Gluten Even Not During Passover
The effort made to inform every single relevant person, plus several hundred thousand irrelevant persons, is ongoing. Jerusalem, April 9 – A poll of Israelis conducted over the last several days has determined that fewer than ten of the country’s ...
Read More »Opposition To Judicial Reform A Pretty Handy Pretext Not To Work
“We won’t let Bib and Ben-Gvir do this,” asserted Dafna Shoham from her chaise longue at Bograshov Beach. Jerusalem, March 27 – Students, faculty, public sector workers, and other members of Israel’s largest labor union agreed today that the ongoing ...
Read More »Children Insist 100K Attended Their Rally Against Parental Overreach
The living room and kitchen, where the demonstration took place, have a maximum capacity of 40 people. Pardes Ḥannah, March 22 – Two teenagers who organized a demonstration against an impending household policy to assert a greater role for the ...
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