"OMG he doesn't even listen to music when he's showering."
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Jerusalem Man Hopes Grandchildren Might Live To See New Light Rail Line Operational
"In their old age, most likely, but that's something."
Read More »School Raises Record Amount By Giving Parents Choice To Donate Instead Of Attending Year-End Production
"I even asked if there's a way to prepay not to attend anything for the next three years."
Read More »Guide Clearly Using Israeli Reputation For Bluntness As Pretext To Mock Tourists
"Pumpkin spice latte is not part of our local cuisine, and I am aware this is all you know."
Read More »Report: Apartment Hunter Seeking Rental That ‘Doesn’t Reek Of Weed’ Must Be Billionaire Or Something
"Who can afford a place in this neighborhood with weed-free air, a Rothschild?"
Read More »Dad Sure He Can Make Deep-Fryer Use Economical With Just 4 More Days Of Fried Apples, Pasta
"Anyone who doesn't want what I've made is welcome to put together a peanut butter sandwich, as always."
Read More »Survey Finding Israel Cheapest Country For Mobile Data Fails To Sway Dads To Pay For More
According to recent studies, just four American cents per gigabyte.
Read More »Neighbors Remove Man’s Guitar From Building Bomb Shelter Just In Time
"I hid it in my closet. When things calm down I'm going to put it back in the shelter and pretend nothing changed."
Read More »For Some Reason Vespasian Minted ‘Judaea Capta’ Coins And Not ‘Palestina Capta’
"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."
Read More »Gozer Begs Enlil Not To Be Sent As Marshmallow Man To Israel On Lag BaOmer
Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
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