PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"Who can afford a place in this neighborhood with weed-free air, a Rothschild?"

"Anyone who doesn't want what I've made is welcome to put together a peanut butter sandwich, as always."

According to recent studies, just four American cents per gigabyte.

"I hid it in my closet. When things calm down I'm going to put it back in the shelter and pretend nothing changed."

"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."

Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.

The effort made to inform every single relevant person, plus several hundred thousand irrelevant persons, is ongoing. Jerusalem, April 9 – A poll of Israelis conducted over the last several days has determined that fewer than ten of the country’s ...

“We won’t let Bib and Ben-Gvir do this,” asserted Dafna Shoham from her chaise longue at Bograshov Beach. Jerusalem, March 27 – Students, faculty, public sector workers, and other members of Israel’s largest labor union agreed today that the ongoing ...

The living room and kitchen, where the demonstration took place, have a maximum capacity of 40 people. Pardes Ḥannah, March 22 – Two teenagers who organized a demonstration against an impending household policy to assert a greater role for the ...

The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality. Jerusalem, March 12 – What becomes of the racks and racks of masks, wigs, cloaks, and other mass-produced paraphernalia that no one bought, but occupies valuable display ...