The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality. Jerusalem, March 12 – What becomes of the racks and racks of masks, wigs, cloaks, and other mass-produced paraphernalia that no one bought, but occupies valuable display ...
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Feed SubscriptionSurvey: Jerusalemites Naturally Skeptical From Constant Encounter With ‘Optimistic’ Public Works Timelines
Strong evidence points to the fist light rail line in the city as the onset of the phenomenon. Jerusalem, February 28 – A new study has found that residents of Israel’s capital show a better-than-average capacity for critical thinking and ...
Read More »Cat Can’t Believe It Wasted Sixth Life On Trying To Cross Betzalel St.
In terms of cringe, the incident even edged out the feline’s previous death: being eaten by its mother within a day or two of birth. Jerusalem, February 16 – A local feline met its grisly demise today on a stretch ...
Read More »Area Parent Oddly Not OK With His Kids Getting Killed Despite Being Termed ‘Settler’
He even threatened to protect those children by whatever means necessary. Jerusalem, February 8 – A local father of five continued to insist his three sons and two daughters have the right to live in peace without Palestinian gunmen, bombers, drivers, ...
Read More »Palestinian Families Displaced Each Time Jews Make Aliya Actually Just One Family With Really Really Bad Luck
“Obviously we can’t just call the phenomenon false. Imagine what that would do to our funding!” Ramallah, January 30 – Researchers documenting the plight of Palestinians ethnically cleansed from their homes to make room for housing whenever new immigrants arrive ...
Read More »Band Instagram Page Clearly Run By Bassist’s Mom
“It’s obviously not his direct doing, and he’s actually kind of shy.” Kiryat Bialik, January 19 – Visitors to the online location of a local ensemble’s principal social media presence have viewed its contents and determined that in contrast to ...
Read More »Shopping Cart Manufacturer Messes Up, Ships Unit With Good Wheel Alignment
“Another incoming customer was actually reaching for that cart when we snatched it away before it could victimize everyone all over again.” Jerusalem, January 10 – Quality Assurance personnel at a local maker of supermarket paraphernalia scrambled today to address ...
Read More »Mayor Apologizes for Enforcement of Handicapped Parking
Huldai’s administration has faced allegations of insufficiently corrupt selection of the contractors engaged by the Tel Aviv-Jaffa Municipality. Tel Aviv, December 29 – Following an embarrassing episode in which city contractors painted a handicapped-only parking spot around an already-parked car ...
Read More »Waiting For Others To Exit Train Before Pushing In Apparently Too Advanced A Notion For Hi-Tech Nation
Waiting for other passengers to get off the train before pushing one’s way into it appears to lie beyond even the advanced capacity of the Israeli mind. Jerusalem, December 21 – A country that consistently ranks in the top tier ...
Read More »City Fines People With No Car Who *Would* Have Parked Illegally
Regular parking enforcement will continue as before. Jerusalem, December 12 – The municipal government of Israel’s capital has hit upon an innovative method to increase cash flow into its coffers: issue tickets to residents who do not own a motor ...
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