“She makes coffee there for herself and a few ‘comrades’ but we all see through the pretense: she’s appropriating Palestinian culture, disposing of her waste in the once-pristine vistas of ancient Palestine.” Kiryat Ono, October 25 – A resident of ...
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Feed SubscriptionAfter Dealing With Your Kid, Teacher Wishes Year HAD Begun With Strike
In what has become an almost-annual ritual, the end of summer vacation this year saw threats by Israel’s Teachers’ Union to strike unless the Ministry of Finance agreed to increase teacher salaries. Beer Sheva, September 8 – Seven school days ...
Read More »Promising New Fungus Species Grows On Laundry Left In Washer For 3rd Day
“We’d like to encourage households everywhere to embark on similar modes of behavior.” Jerusalem, August 30 – Scientists voiced cautious optimism today upon discovering that among the microorganisms festering in a local collection of wet laundry lies a previously-unknown type of mold ...
Read More »Amusement Park Manager Admits She Overbooked Group Visits Just To Ruin Your Family’s Trip
“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.” Tel Aviv, August 18 – The director ...
Read More »After Army Service, Trailblazing Israeli Spends 3 Months Not Backpacking To Far East
“You can’t just not go backpacking around the world after you leave the army. I think there’s even a law. Is there a law? There must be a law.” Kibbutz S’de Eliyahu, August 10 – A twenty-one-year-old resident has defied ...
Read More »Gaza Blogger Unsure Which Fake Massacre Photos to Use
Despite seeking photos or videos that would showcase the alleged brutality and wanton violence of the Israeli military, he could find precious few bona fide images of the carnage. Gaza City, August 5 – Ahmed Sinni, a Hamas and Islamic Jihad ...
Read More »Month-Old Leftovers Of Doubtful Edibility Placed Back In Fridge
He will, in fact, not eat the pasty, and it will eventually grow mold, giving him no choice but to bin it. Majdal Shams, August 1 – A foil-wrapped piece of meat-filled flake-dough returned Monday to the place it has ...
Read More »Ukraine Refugees In Israel Look At Clothing Donated By American Jews, Have Pity On American Jews
“This is how they dress? They need help more than we do. Is anyone taking up a collection?” Nes Harim, July 21 – Jews who fled to the Jewish State over the last several months following Putin’s invasion voiced sympathy ...
Read More »Countryside Climate Activist Bitter He Must Travel Hours To Disrupt Traffic Of Any Consequence
“Tel Aviv, even Jerusalem, that’s where the social action action is.” Dimona, July 12 – A resident of this development town in the Negev lamented the fact that his activities to promote awareness of, and urge the adoption of mitigation ...
Read More »Activists Scouring Israeli Summer Camps For Violence-Glorifying Resort To Describing Lunch As ‘Brutal Use Of Teeth On Bread’
“Games such as ‘tag’ and ‘Capture the Flag’ induce them to trample the land with their unhygienic, ‘filthy,’ if you will, feet, violating the sensibilities of Palestinians everywhere.” Jerusalem, June 30 – Progressive American NGOs have dispatched researchers to examine ...
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