The same as Iran's proxies' tunnels, but without all the digging.
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Feed SubscriptionImaginary Mountains Of IDF Dead Still Not Preventing Imaginary Gaza Genocide
Israel's impotence fails to account for killing every last Palestinian with impunity for the last 76 years, which has resulted in a tenfold increase in the Palestinian population.
Read More »Mentos Maker Regretting Choice Of Hamas Leader As Brand Ambassador
"Concerns over the harmful impact the incident may have on our image and sales."
Read More »Trump OKs Proposal To Make Gaza Strip World’s Largest Golf Course
"Fake news. The whole Palestinian refugee idea is fake news."
Read More »Tehran Regime On Ropes, Obama-Biden Team Seeks Other Despots To Kowtow To
They declined to specify which alternative despots the administration is considering.
Read More »No Phones, Pagers: Hezbollah Fighters Unaware ‘Women’ They About To Rape Are Male Comrades
Exacerbated "friendly-fire" incidents.
Read More »Hostage Deal Fails Again As Israel Nixes Sinwar Keeping Favorite Consort Donkey
"What can I say, the man likes ass."
Read More »Israel Changes Name To Syria So Palestinians There No Longer Worthy Of World’s Attention
"Phase two will move toward implementing policies regarding Palestinians that do resemble those of our namesake."
Read More »Proud Turks, Arabs Boasting Of Willingness To Fight For Palestine Suddenly Busy That Day
"It's so unlike our brethren, to make grandiose promises to us and not make good on them."
Read More »Gaza Refugees Wary Of IDF Field ‘Hospital’ With No Basement, Terrorists, Or Restricted Areas
"How do they expect to deliver the same level of care without all the essentials?"
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