“How many Palestinians did IDF troops kill for throwing firebombs when maybe those Palestinians were just trying to initiate a friendly game of catch?” Kiryat Sh’monah, January 13 – NGOs decried Israel’s downing of an unmanned aircraft today that penetrated the country’s ...
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Feed SubscriptionMan Who Insists Mizrahim Just ‘Arab Jews’ Also Hates When They ‘Appropriate Arab Culture’
About half of Israel’s Jewish population boasts Mizrahi ancestry. Amman, January 5 – A prolific user of social media with staunch political views continued to argue today both that the Jews who lived under Arab hegemony for most of the ...
Read More »Iran Also Declares Attack On Them = Attack On Science
“We mainstream media people ate it up, because of course we love science, especially the part where it gets used to confirm our biases.” Tehran, December 27 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic took a page from the Dr. Anthony ...
Read More »Man Whose Ancestors Migrated From Arabia In 1800s Proud Of His Ancient Palestinian Indigeneity
The land was Jewish only starting about three and a half thousand years ago. Abu Dis, December 16 – A descendant of an influential Bedouin clan speaks of his prestigious origins at any given opportunity, observers report, especially their pedigree ...
Read More »Palestinians Send Congratulations To Japan On Anniversary Of Glorious Pearl Harbor Operation
Palestinian leadership has sought to emulate attacking an enemy that stands in the way of questionable territorial and demographic goals, thereby all but guaranteeing eventual humiliation and removal from the echelons of entities whose agendas drive global policymakers. Ramallah, December 7 ...
Read More »Israel Racist For Not Wanting To Drink Gaza Sewage From Mediterranean
“The hurt is magnified because until Zionism came along, forcing Jews to drink Muslim wastewater, whether figuratively or literally, was the norm in the region.” Ashkelon, November 25 – Activists denounced the Jewish state again today over its discriminatory attitudes ...
Read More »Rest Of Region Hoping Israel Hurries Up, Occupies Them Already; ‘Could Only Be Better Than What We’ve Got’
“The honor-shame culture of the Arab and Islamic worlds doesn’t give way easily, but I think they’ll come around within a century.” Beirut, November 8 – Residents of the Levant and beyond, who have absorbed more than a century of ...
Read More »Country That Kept Lights On To Help German Bombers Find London Upset That Israel Objects To Funding Terrorists
Evidence has so far failed to sway the leadership of a country that happily allowed German spies to attempt entry to Britain from its territory. Dublin, November 17 – An island state to the west of Britain whose government maintained ...
Read More »Rapist Iran Prison Guard Hopes For Promotion To Modesty Police
“I won’t be raping those girls who are asking for it, at least not out in the middle of the street where everyone can see, but it’s the same kind of power trip.” Evin Prison, October 28 – An employee ...
Read More »Iran Forfeits Quidditch World Cup Rather Than Face Israel
Outside a core of staunch regime loyalists and among Iran’s Shiite supporters in the Middle East, fan and official reactions have uniformly criticized Iran’s decision. Dubai, October 19 – Enthusiasts of the wizarding world’s most popular sport burst into a ...
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