The land was Jewish only starting about three and a half thousand years ago. Abu Dis, December 16 – A descendant of an influential Bedouin clan speaks of his prestigious origins at any given opportunity, observers report, especially their pedigree ...
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Palestinian leadership has sought to emulate attacking an enemy that stands in the way of questionable territorial and demographic goals, thereby all but guaranteeing eventual humiliation and removal from the echelons of entities whose agendas drive global policymakers. Ramallah, December 7 ...
Read More »Israel Racist For Not Wanting To Drink Gaza Sewage From Mediterranean
“The hurt is magnified because until Zionism came along, forcing Jews to drink Muslim wastewater, whether figuratively or literally, was the norm in the region.” Ashkelon, November 25 – Activists denounced the Jewish state again today over its discriminatory attitudes ...
Read More »Rest Of Region Hoping Israel Hurries Up, Occupies Them Already; ‘Could Only Be Better Than What We’ve Got’
“The honor-shame culture of the Arab and Islamic worlds doesn’t give way easily, but I think they’ll come around within a century.” Beirut, November 8 – Residents of the Levant and beyond, who have absorbed more than a century of ...
Read More »Country That Kept Lights On To Help German Bombers Find London Upset That Israel Objects To Funding Terrorists
Evidence has so far failed to sway the leadership of a country that happily allowed German spies to attempt entry to Britain from its territory. Dublin, November 17 – An island state to the west of Britain whose government maintained ...
Read More »Rapist Iran Prison Guard Hopes For Promotion To Modesty Police
“I won’t be raping those girls who are asking for it, at least not out in the middle of the street where everyone can see, but it’s the same kind of power trip.” Evin Prison, October 28 – An employee ...
Read More »Iran Forfeits Quidditch World Cup Rather Than Face Israel
Outside a core of staunch regime loyalists and among Iran’s Shiite supporters in the Middle East, fan and official reactions have uniformly criticized Iran’s decision. Dubai, October 19 – Enthusiasts of the wizarding world’s most popular sport burst into a ...
Read More »New Service ‘Uber Alles Eats’ Takes Palestinian Territories By Storm
It resonates with Palestinians in ways that other, similar operations have failed to do. Hebron, October 10 – An entrepreneur with a keen sense of local cultural and political sensibilities launched a new operation last month that delivers restaurant and ...
Read More »Taliban Groom Frustrated Toys “R” Us Gone: Wanted Bride’s Registry There
He will face difficulty finding safety seats for her and his other wives when traveling in his captured Humvee. Kabul, September 23 – A member of the militant Islamist group that now governs Afghanistan voiced his disappointment today that his ...
Read More »Self-Destructive Palestinian Refusal To Accept Jewish State Good Prep For COVID Vaccine Refusal
Refusal to accept the vaccine, or Israel as a fait accompli, puts Palestinians at increased risk of hospitalization and painful death. Ramallah, September 3 – Observers of Palestinian society have noted of late that more than a century of rejecting ...
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