“We might just request that the IDF occupy us as well.” Amman, August 25 – Countries facing a demographic crisis now seek out the input of those responsible for genocide of the Palestinians in a decades-long process that has resulted ...
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Feed SubscriptionMinor Flooding In Tehran As Iran Salivates At US Afghanistan Debacle
The only other comparable drool-flood occurred when Obama sent over pallets of cash. Tehran, August 16 – The capital of the Islamic Republic of Iran ground to a halt Monday overwhelmed drainage systems, deluged the first floors of hundreds of buildings, ...
Read More »Garbage In Lebanon Only Thing Accumulating Faster Than Garbage Takes On Lebanon
Estimates of garbage takes overtaking physical garbage in Lebanon range from six months to two years. Beirut, August 5 – Decades of mismanagement, malfeasance, incompetence, and rampant corruption in this once-thriving country of nearly seven million have resulted in, among ...
Read More »Syrian Health Ministry: COVID Eliminated In Bombed-Out Areas
“Delta, lambda, whatever,” he pronounced with a wave of his hand. “Our robust strategy is more than a match for this virus.” Idlib, July 27 – Testing for coronavirus in an area contested by the Syrian Arab Army and insurgents ...
Read More »Babylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
Perpetual outsiders, at best tolerated and at worst, well, look what’s happening right now. Babylon, July 15 – Officials and local leaders reacting to the arrival in Mesopotamia of the continuing waves of forced Jewish emigration from Judah took pains ...
Read More »Israel Hoarding Jews, Won’t Let Arabs Perform Traditional Massacres
“Riots aren’t the same without local Jews to scapegoat, beat, rape, and despoil.” Damascus, July 7 – Activists and government representatives from around the region continued to accuse the Jewish State today of keeping almost all of the Middle East’s Jews ...
Read More »BBC, NY Times Bravely Not Noticing Palestinian Corruption, Repression
That fearless attitude of getting the story no matter what, unless the story somehow implies Palestinian have agency. Ramallah, June 28 – Intrepid journalists from some of the planet’s leading outlets continued to justify their earned reputation for getting out ...
Read More »Twitter To Address Khamenei Anti-Israel Incitement By Locking Zionist Accounts
Twitter has finally decided to embrace its progressive racism instead of hiding behind flimsy excuses. San Francisco, June 17 – Years of user complaints that the official Twitter account of Iran’s Supreme Leader repeatedly engages in overt and veiled threats to ...
Read More »Girl’s Entire Doll Collection Starring In Rubble Photos All Over Gaza
Dolls-lying-in-airstrike-rubble-as-if-the IDF-caused-the-scene-but-in-fact-the-whole-picture-is-contrived has proved a public relations boon to terrorist groups. Khan Yunis, June 8 – A six-year-old in this Hamas-controlled coastal territory woke up today to discover that her father and older brothers had removed every single stuffed animal ...
Read More »Eschewing Term ‘Abraham Accords,’ Biden Admin Now Calling Israel ‘Jewville’
A name that evokes epic rapprochement between once-estranged brothers Isaac and Ishmael won’t do. Washington, May 30 – Diplomatic sources in the White House and Department of State have confirmed that in addition to the current administration refraining from reference ...
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