“Delta, lambda, whatever,” he pronounced with a wave of his hand. “Our robust strategy is more than a match for this virus.” Idlib, July 27 – Testing for coronavirus in an area contested by the Syrian Arab Army and insurgents ...
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Feed SubscriptionBabylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
Perpetual outsiders, at best tolerated and at worst, well, look what’s happening right now. Babylon, July 15 – Officials and local leaders reacting to the arrival in Mesopotamia of the continuing waves of forced Jewish emigration from Judah took pains ...
Read More »Israel Hoarding Jews, Won’t Let Arabs Perform Traditional Massacres
“Riots aren’t the same without local Jews to scapegoat, beat, rape, and despoil.” Damascus, July 7 – Activists and government representatives from around the region continued to accuse the Jewish State today of keeping almost all of the Middle East’s Jews ...
Read More »BBC, NY Times Bravely Not Noticing Palestinian Corruption, Repression
That fearless attitude of getting the story no matter what, unless the story somehow implies Palestinian have agency. Ramallah, June 28 – Intrepid journalists from some of the planet’s leading outlets continued to justify their earned reputation for getting out ...
Read More »Twitter To Address Khamenei Anti-Israel Incitement By Locking Zionist Accounts
Twitter has finally decided to embrace its progressive racism instead of hiding behind flimsy excuses. San Francisco, June 17 – Years of user complaints that the official Twitter account of Iran’s Supreme Leader repeatedly engages in overt and veiled threats to ...
Read More »Girl’s Entire Doll Collection Starring In Rubble Photos All Over Gaza
Dolls-lying-in-airstrike-rubble-as-if-the IDF-caused-the-scene-but-in-fact-the-whole-picture-is-contrived has proved a public relations boon to terrorist groups. Khan Yunis, June 8 – A six-year-old in this Hamas-controlled coastal territory woke up today to discover that her father and older brothers had removed every single stuffed animal ...
Read More »Eschewing Term ‘Abraham Accords,’ Biden Admin Now Calling Israel ‘Jewville’
A name that evokes epic rapprochement between once-estranged brothers Isaac and Ishmael won’t do. Washington, May 30 – Diplomatic sources in the White House and Department of State have confirmed that in addition to the current administration refraining from reference ...
Read More »Bombed-Out Gaza ‘Metro’ Tunnel Network Still Safer Than NY Subway
The MTA might not have put so many of its assets directly in the path of an aerial bombing onslaught, but it can still proudly claim it runs the most dangerous system of tunnels in the world. New York, May 19 – ...
Read More »AP Journos Thought Hamas Rockets In Their Building Were Just Vases Or Something
“It’s hard for me to accept that the rockets we saw coming in and out of there were weapons of war.” Gaza City, May 18 – Reporters and staff from news organizations whose headquarters in this embattled coastal territory collapsed ...
Read More »Iran Hopes Israel Doesn’t Strike Landing Sites For Pallets Of Cash From US
“They obviously wouldn’t hit an American aircraft, or the plane of an allied country – that’s more our thing.” Tehran, May 6 – Officials of the Islamic Republic voiced their concerns this week that their facilities to receive anticipated windfalls ...
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