The MTA might not have put so many of its assets directly in the path of an aerial bombing onslaught, but it can still proudly claim it runs the most dangerous system of tunnels in the world. New York, May 19 – ...
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“It’s hard for me to accept that the rockets we saw coming in and out of there were weapons of war.” Gaza City, May 18 – Reporters and staff from news organizations whose headquarters in this embattled coastal territory collapsed ...
Read More »Iran Hopes Israel Doesn’t Strike Landing Sites For Pallets Of Cash From US
“They obviously wouldn’t hit an American aircraft, or the plane of an allied country – that’s more our thing.” Tehran, May 6 – Officials of the Islamic Republic voiced their concerns this week that their facilities to receive anticipated windfalls ...
Read More »Fatah Threat To Cancel Elections It Will Lose Not Having Desired Effect Of Projecting Strength
The party had hoped to rely on Israel to provide a pretext for canceling the context and saving Fatah face. Ramallah, April 15 – Declarations by members of the party controlling the Palestinian Authority that unless their rivals or Israel ...
Read More »Taking Cue From Iran, Palestinian Leadership Threatens to Enrich Selves To 60% Of Aid Money
A demonstration of how serious they are about enriching themselves on the backs of their constituents. Ramallah, April 27 – President Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian Authority and several other high-ranking officials in his kleptocracy took a page out of ...
Read More »Biden Admin Sure Iran Doesn’t REALLY Mean All That Terrorism, Repression
“Please ignore the decade-plus of violent, brutal repression of internal dissent that’s been going on there, because, well, context or something.” Washington, April 1 – Foreign policy officials in the White House and State Department sought to reassure Americans and ...
Read More »Houthis Continue Atrocities, Knowing Western Progressives Will Still Stan Them
A good number are the same useful idiots who have always proved so easy to manipulate through Soviet and soviet-style propaganda. Sanaa, Yemen, March 23 – A group of Iran-backed rebels in this impoverished country at the southern end of ...
Read More »Mideast Couple Pays Premium For No-Drone-Strike Option At Wedding
“The Americans are somehow both unreliable and entirely predictable.” Sana, March 11 – Families of a man and woman hoping not to be dismembered by missiles from an American Predator aircraft at the celebration of their nuptials lamented this week ...
Read More »Even Twice-Divorced Gingrich Impressed By Biden’s Abandonment Of Mideast Allies
Gingrich divorced his second wife in 1999, having led the GOP charge to impeach President Bill Clinton just a few years before over the latter’s marital infidelity while in office, all while the Speaker himself was conducting another such affair. ...
Read More »Planning Error Leads To Palestinian Diggers Only Destroying Part Of Ancient Jewish Site
“It remains a total mystery why Israelis resist the idea of giving us control over access to holy sites.” Mt. Ebal, Samaria Region, February 22 – Officials in the autonomous government of the Palestinian National Authority voiced dismay today upon ...
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