A good number are the same useful idiots who have always proved so easy to manipulate through Soviet and soviet-style propaganda. Sanaa, Yemen, March 23 – A group of Iran-backed rebels in this impoverished country at the southern end of ...
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“The Americans are somehow both unreliable and entirely predictable.” Sana, March 11 – Families of a man and woman hoping not to be dismembered by missiles from an American Predator aircraft at the celebration of their nuptials lamented this week ...
Read More »Even Twice-Divorced Gingrich Impressed By Biden’s Abandonment Of Mideast Allies
Gingrich divorced his second wife in 1999, having led the GOP charge to impeach President Bill Clinton just a few years before over the latter’s marital infidelity while in office, all while the Speaker himself was conducting another such affair. ...
Read More »Planning Error Leads To Palestinian Diggers Only Destroying Part Of Ancient Jewish Site
“It remains a total mystery why Israelis resist the idea of giving us control over access to holy sites.” Mt. Ebal, Samaria Region, February 22 – Officials in the autonomous government of the Palestinian National Authority voiced dismay today upon ...
Read More »Palestinian Actress Fired For Tweets Not Questioning Holocaust
“Our company takes its moral obligations seriously, and will not tolerate any so-called ‘lapse of judgment’ from its employees.” Ramallah, February 11 – Arab social media erupted with controversy today following the dismissal of a popular cast member from a ...
Read More »State Dept. Lauds Iran’s Reuse Of Older Cranes To Hang Gays
“Enticing Iran back into the family of nations simply cannot happen if we demand that Iran act like it belongs in the family of nations.” Washington, February 9 – The Biden administration’s pivot on Middle East policy became further evident ...
Read More »NGOs Demand Ethnicity Test Of West Bank Homebuilders To Weed Out Jews
“Jews are like cancer: you have to prevent the spread, or efforts to treat the existing tumor will prove fruitless.” Alon Shevut, Etzion Bloc, February 1 – Organizations that insist they work to advance human rights and combat bigotry put ...
Read More »Jericho Casino Closed, Palestinian Leaders Forced To Gamble With Citizens’ Lives
Palestinians as their leaders’ sacrificial victims to various money-making schemes, anti-Israel propaganda drives, and political maneuvering. Jericho, Palestinian Territories, January 25 – The continuing shuttered state of a gambling house in this ancient city for more than two decades has ...
Read More »UNWRA To Lexicographers: Add Infinite Descendants To Definition Of ‘Refugee’
The UN has an entire other organization for resettling and caring for refugees as such, and almost none of the Palestine Refugees qualify under the standard definition of ‘refugee.’ Geneva, January 14 – An international organization mandated to see to ...
Read More »Palestinians Hoping Biden Will Remind Jews Not To Be So Goddamn Sovereign
“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.” Ramallah, January 5 – The upcoming inauguration of the next American president has ...
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