“Soon you will bring down the hammer that crushes the enemy and energizes the citizens and soldiers of the Reich to restore the glory it has too long been denied.” Tehran, December 24 – High-ranking officials of the Islamic Republic ...
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Zionist behavior must a priori be categorized as evil. Ramallah, December 16 – Anti-Israel propagandists hoping to attenuate the recent wave of normalization between Israel and various Muslim states in the region seized on a new idea this week to try ...
Read More »Palestinians Insist Original Mysterious Monolith Theirs But Jews Stole It
“Yet another instance of Zionists usurping our national heritage.” Ramallah, December 7 – The bizarre story of a series of metallic standing stones that appear and then disappear in various places around the world – first in Utah, then California, ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain Denounce Israel’s Ties With ‘Racist, Islamophobic’ Europe, US
“The soft bigotry of low expectations that Muslims face in Europe, the US, and the West in general is not something we want to encourage.” Riyadh, November 26 – Persian Gulf states in the process of rapprochement with the Jewish ...
Read More »IDF Blaming Gaza Rocket Launch On Lightning Makes Assad Slap Head, Wonder Why He Didn’t Think Of It To Explain 500K Dead
“Can Gaza be the only place in the world where lightning triggers military equipment? That wouldn’t make sense.” Damascus, Nov 17 – The President of the Syrian Arab Republic smacked himself on the forehead today following receipt of a report ...
Read More »Despite Industry’s Failures In 2016, 2020, Abbas Trusts Polls Showing He Better Not Call Elections Ever
“The will of the people is dangerous to our careers.” Ramallah, November 5 – The President of the Palestinian Authority believes public opinion surveys showing the deep unpopularity of him personally and of his governing faction among Palestinians, even though ...
Read More »Mideasterners Relieved Not To Have Elections In Which Russia Can Interfere
“Those Zionists can keep their democracy. I’m still going to bash them for depriving Palestinians of democracy, though.” Cairo, October 28 – Citizens and residents of numerous states in the Levant and beyond voiced a sense of having dodged a ...
Read More »Erekat Warns Israel: Dire Consequences For Depriving Palestinians Of Propaganda If He Survives COVID
Survival in defiance of the odds facing such an immunocompromised patient will indicate increased likelihood of foul play. Jerusalem, October 22 – A high-ranking Palestinian official undergoing treatment at a leading Israeli medical facility threatened negative outcomes for the Jewish State in ...
Read More »‘Anti-Colonialist’ Arab States Oddly Fond Of Colonialist-Set Borders
“The map, the image of ‘historic Palestine’ that supposedly got torn apart by Zionist-European settler-colonialism, precisely conforms to borders that British and French colonial powers drew to suit their imperialistic goals.” Beirut, October 12 – Middle Eastern regimes that expend ...
Read More »UAE, Bahrain Unsure What To Do With Leftover Antisemitic Conspiracy Theories
In contrast, Egypt and Jordan have refrained from total normalization of ties, and continue to traffic in antisemitic and anti-Israel conspiracy theories. Manama, September 30 – Two states that established formal relations with Israel after decades of explicit support for ...
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