Survival in defiance of the odds facing such an immunocompromised patient will indicate increased likelihood of foul play. Jerusalem, October 22 – A high-ranking Palestinian official undergoing treatment at a leading Israeli medical facility threatened negative outcomes for the Jewish State in ...
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Feed Subscription‘Anti-Colonialist’ Arab States Oddly Fond Of Colonialist-Set Borders
“The map, the image of ‘historic Palestine’ that supposedly got torn apart by Zionist-European settler-colonialism, precisely conforms to borders that British and French colonial powers drew to suit their imperialistic goals.” Beirut, October 12 – Middle Eastern regimes that expend ...
Read More »UAE, Bahrain Unsure What To Do With Leftover Antisemitic Conspiracy Theories
In contrast, Egypt and Jordan have refrained from total normalization of ties, and continue to traffic in antisemitic and anti-Israel conspiracy theories. Manama, September 30 – Two states that established formal relations with Israel after decades of explicit support for ...
Read More »California Fires So Bad, Beirut Buildings Burn Too
Behind it all, official incompetence and criminal negligence led to disastrous consequences. Beirut, September 16 – Wildfires raging in the westernmost of the US’s forty-eight states have grown so fierce, observers noted today, that buildings and entire port facilities all ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Object To COVID Killing 20K Iranians; ‘That’s OUR Job’
The right that only the leadership possesses: to put to death, by whatever means, any persons standing between it and expanding across the land like a plague. Tehran, September 7 – Officials of the Islamic Republic lamented today the ongoing ...
Read More »Palestinian ‘Days Since Last Missed Opportunity’ Sign Again Reset To Zero
The forty-ninth week in a row that the number has failed to break out of single digits. Ramallah, August 27 – Inspectors replaced the digit today on a placard that tracks the time since the Palestinian leadership has squandered a chance to ...
Read More »NGOs Suddenly Notice UAE Authoritarian After Nation Forms Ties With Israel
“That came as news to me, even though it’s been in all of our reports, my aides tell me.” Geneva, August 18 – Human rights groups reacted to last week’s sudden announcement of diplomatic and commercial ties between Israel and ...
Read More »Iran Pleased To Have Lebanese To Sacrifice In Addition To Syrians, Iraqis, Yemenis, Palestinians
“They should be thankful to participate in this grand project.” Tehran, August 6 – Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and several of his top officials voiced gratification today following a catastrophic explosion in Beirut yesterday that killed more than a ...
Read More »After Retreat, Hezbollah Invites Corbyn To Proclaim They ‘Won the Argument’
“We and our far-left allies in the UK and Europe share a profound attachment to the unattainable.” Beirut, July 29 – The Shiite militia that exerts de facto control of Lebanese politics on behalf of its Iranian masters asked the disgraced ...
Read More »Iran News Now Reporting When Facilities DON’T Explode
Instructions to FARS and smaller news operations included provisions outlining measures to avoid mentioning the same undamaged facilities too often. Tehran, July 20 – The Islamic Republic’s official media agency changed tacks today as a result of the string of mishaps, ...
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