He came up with the ingenious idea after the older sibling of a student was convicted of homosexual activity and sentenced to death. Tehran, May 27 – Sanctions imposed on the Islamic republic have compounded an economic crunch in the ...
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Recent actions and statements by government officials may indicate a shift in their assessment of her benefit to them. Amman, May 18 – Hashemite Kingdom officials announced today they will consider a longtime US request to detain and hand over ...
Read More »Iran Reluctant To Leave Assad Alone In Syria With Only Russia To Abet War Crimes
“Arguing in favor of finding a solution to our dilemma that does not involve forcing President Assad to put all his war crime eggs in one Cyrillic basket.” Tehran, May 7 – Officials in the regime of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei ...
Read More »Iran Promises To Spend Only 100% Of Aid Money, Sanctions Relief On Weapons
“Let our past behavior be your guide to how we will spend these funds.” Tehran, April 28 – Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s sanctions- and coronavirus-battered regime urged the international community today to break with the United States and reopen commercial ties, ...
Read More »Iran Says US Ships Harassed By Its Vessels Dressed Provocatively
“Sailing into this area wearing nothing but an American flag and expecting to be left alone is disingenuous at the very least.” Tehran – Officials of the Islamic Republic today dismissed allegations that its small craft had come dangerously close ...
Read More »COVID19: Iranian Authorities Warn Public Against Conspiracy Theories That Don’t Blame Jews
The widely-accepted vector of coronavirus to humans, that of a “wet market” in China where various exotic animals are sold as food, fails to account for Jewish evil. Tehran, April 2 – Public health and security officials in the Islamic ...
Read More »9K+ Infected Syrians Each Insist They The Country’s 1 Documented Coronoavirus Case
“Oh, good, finally some acknowledgement for my case,” mused Maryam Farouk, 38. “Can I leave my bedroom yet?” Damascus, March 24 – Almost ten thousand COVID19-positive citizens in the Syrian Arab Republic claim to be the single patient that the ...
Read More »COVID19: Hamas Sets Rioter Limit At 100
No one provoking the Jews into shooting at the protesters may put everyone at risk by increasing the danger of infection. Near the Gaza-Israel border fence, March 16 – Leaders of the Islamist terrorist group that governs this coastal territory ...
Read More »Locusts, Epidemic, Economic Collapse Not Enough Of A Hint To Iran
Setbacks and humiliations have for some unfathomable reason not indicated that they have fallen out of divine favor, nor how they might restore that favor. Tehran, March 12 – Actions by the regime running this Islamic Republic indicate that the people in ...
Read More »Iran Mandates Face-Licking To Prove Corona Contained
Every citizen must undergo at least one official face-licking by the 15th of April, eight days before the Islamic holy month of Ramadan. Tehran, March 3 – Islamic Republic authorities embarked on a new public safety and public order measure ...
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