“Oh, good, finally some acknowledgement for my case,” mused Maryam Farouk, 38. “Can I leave my bedroom yet?” Damascus, March 24 – Almost ten thousand COVID19-positive citizens in the Syrian Arab Republic claim to be the single patient that the ...
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Feed SubscriptionCOVID19: Hamas Sets Rioter Limit At 100
No one provoking the Jews into shooting at the protesters may put everyone at risk by increasing the danger of infection. Near the Gaza-Israel border fence, March 16 – Leaders of the Islamist terrorist group that governs this coastal territory ...
Read More »Locusts, Epidemic, Economic Collapse Not Enough Of A Hint To Iran
Setbacks and humiliations have for some unfathomable reason not indicated that they have fallen out of divine favor, nor how they might restore that favor. Tehran, March 12 – Actions by the regime running this Islamic Republic indicate that the people in ...
Read More »Iran Mandates Face-Licking To Prove Corona Contained
Every citizen must undergo at least one official face-licking by the 15th of April, eight days before the Islamic holy month of Ramadan. Tehran, March 3 – Islamic Republic authorities embarked on a new public safety and public order measure ...
Read More »Waqf Warns Against Making Tower Of Babel Taller Than Mosque
“Alternatively, making the tower itself a mosque will solve the comparative height problem.” Babylon, Land of Shin’ar, February 20 – Islamic authorities cautioned today against the completion of a planned project to construct a tower that reaches the heavens, reminding ...
Read More »EU Insists Accepting Haman’s Genocide Of Jews Will Empower Persian Moderates
They also seek to minimize steps that might compromise lucrative economic ties. Brussels, February 12 – European officials argued today against adopting a severe response to an impending Achaemenid program that aims to exterminate the Jews throughout the empire, contending that ...
Read More »Palestinian Leadership To Reestablish Relevance By Sticking To Failed Approach
“Forgoing attempts to kill Jews is like forgoing air. You can manage it for a little while, but in the end you can’t help it.” Ramallah, February 3 – Officials in the ruling Fatah faction of the Palestine Liberation Organization, ...
Read More »Gosh, Iran Just Can’t Remember Where It Put Black Box From Downed Airliner
“You’re not going to believe this.” Tehran, January 23 – Backtracking on an earlier refusal to supply the flight data recorder from a civilian passenger jet that the regime’s air defense batteries shot down two weeks ago, the Islamic Republic ...
Read More »Iran: UN Will Ignore Crackdown – No Jews Involved
“I mean, just look at Syria.” Tehran, January 14 – Leaders of the Islamic republic voiced confidence today amid a continuing deadly repression of protests against the regime, according to regime sources in the capital, predicting that international bodies of ...
Read More »NY Times Calls Baghdad Embassy Assault ‘Vigil Against Antisemitism’
Sympathy for groups and ideologies that may espouse genocidal, misogynistic, homophobic, racist agendas, but at least they oppose President Donald Trump. New York, January 5 – The Paper of Record followed up its delicate terminology in referring to violent attackers as ...
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