“Nearly blinked when I first read of it,” recalled a man at the Piccadilly Circus tube station. London, July 23 – Citizens of the United Kingdom expressed their sentiments in unusually strong language upon learning that forces of the Islamic Republic of ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Astronomers Challenge Heliocentric Model: ‘Universe Revolves Around Us’
The old model, argue Palestinian scientists, better reflects the truth of a Palestinian-centered solar system and universe. Ramallah, July 11 – The longstanding assumption governing human conception of the solar system and beyond must undergo revision, insists a group of ...
Read More »With Iran Nuke On Way To Israel, EU Scolds Bibi For Whining Before Missile Hits
“This is just plain irresponsible, but, unfortunately, rather in-character for the Israeli premier.” Jerusalem, June 3 – European leaders criticized Israel’s prime minister today for what they termed “irresponsible” and “warmongering” rhetoric after the premier spoke out against Tehran’s launch ...
Read More »Regime Bombing Ships, Shooting Down Aircraft Insists Intentions Peaceful
Minister of Foreign Affairs Javad Zarif called such charges baseless, and characterized them as but the latest in ongoing American aggression and colonialism. Tehran, June 20 – A Middle East country whose military and agents maintain a long-running policy of international terrorism, ...
Read More »Latest Fad Diet Has Rich Syrians Eating ‘Food’
Wealthy Syrians now flaunt their use of food while touting its various health benefits. Damascus, June 12 – Social commentators in the Syrian Arab Republic note an emerging trend among the country’s political and economic elite, a new article states, ...
Read More »Iran Calls On People To Reject ‘Zionist’ Agricultural Advances, Calling Survival ‘Un-Islamic’
“If we truly loved our families and friends, we would spare them the everlasting shame and hellfire that awaits those who use drip irrigation.” Tehran, May 30 – The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran demanded today that ...
Read More »Palestinians Demand Iron Dome To Shoot Down Trump Peace Deal
“Accepting a peace proposal places before the Palestinian people a challenge their leaders fear they cannot meet: building a society based on constructive ideals, not merely a desire to kill Jews and loot their property.” Gaza City, May 21 – Concerns over ...
Read More »500,000 CE: Last Remaining Organisms In Yarmouk Camp Still Trying To Kill One Another
Humans abandoned Yarmouk eighty thousand years ago, but the remaining creatures maintain the ancient fight. Damascus, May 8 – Few living things remain on Earth, but the small number of protozoa, bacteria, and other microscopic life forms inhabiting an area ...
Read More »Abbas Offended At Gall Of Those Calling For Palestinian Accountability
He suggested Zionists lie behind the attempt to contaminate public discourse with notions of accountability, democracy, and fiduciary propriety. Ramallah, May 1 – The Palestinian president voiced indignance today ahead of a conference on his administration’s financial situation that anyone could ...
Read More »Palestinians Develop Tiny 3D-Print Knife To Stab Israeli 3D-Printed Heart
The adaptive qualities of the Palestinian resistance movement keep increasing. Ramallah, April 16 – In what scientists are calling the second major scientific breakthrough from the region in as many days, researchers at Bir Zeit University have produced a weapon with the ...
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