Calls to sack the professor came from figures in and out of the government. Cairo, April 3 – An academic at Cairo University has sparked a tumult in national media and political circles this week following a televised interview in ...
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“His determination not to let the manifest goodness of a Jew get in the way of hating Jews makes me want to be a better Jew-hater myself.” Amman, March 27 – Relatives and friends of a local father of three ...
Read More »Gaza Man Confused By Distribution Of Candy Not Related To Death Of Jews
“Is that even legal?” he wondered. Khan Yunis, March 18 – A resident of this Hamas-governed coastal territory expressed puzzlement today upon encountering others giving out sweets unconnected to the murder of Jews. Hulwayat Q’util, 30, voiced his confusion Monday ...
Read More »Lack Of Wells Won’t Stop Plucky Palestinians From Accusing Israel Of Poisoning Wells
Or the media from reporting those claims at face value. Khan al-Amar, March 7 – The absence of underground water sources in the vicinity of this makeshift settlement has not impeded the resilient Arab residents of the area in their efforts ...
Read More »Country That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Shocked At Mass Graves On Its Soil
Syria refused numerous extradition requests from European countries that sought to try Brunner for his hand in the deportation to death camps of 129,000 people. Raqqa, Syria, February 26 – A nation that gave sanctuary to one of the Holocaust’s ...
Read More »Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.” Tehran, February 13 – It maintains a conservative, prim exterior, but this Islamic country harbors an intense desire to ...
Read More »Melee In Palestinian Starbucks As Every Patron Claims To Be Real Slim Shady
Palestinian envoy to the United Nations Riyad Mansour told reporters he would request that his Arab colleagues at the organization draft a Security Council resolution reaffirming every Palestinian as the real Slim Shady. Ramallah, February 6 – Police broke up ...
Read More »Abbas OKs Teaching Holocaust If Textbooks Say Jews ‘Stormed’ Auschwitz
“Our teachers will be free to discuss the German-led extermination of Jews in Europe, provided they phrase their lessons to imply that the Nazis had no choice but to kill all the Jews threatening to overrun Birkenau, Belsen, Mauthausen, and Sobibor, for ...
Read More »Culture Whose Word For ‘Black Man’ Is ‘Slave’ Rebukes West For Racism
“Do not even get me started on the treatment of women,” snapped Egyptian scholar Alnisa’ Eahirat. Doha, January 17 – A group of societies from the Mediterranean to southeast Asia whose common heritage includes a language that equates dark-skinned Africans ...
Read More »Video Of Iran Gays Dancing On Rooftops Before Being Thrown Off Sparks Outrage
Authorities vowed to crack down on homosexuals who dance before being hurled to their deaths. Tehran, January 8 – Conservatives in the Islamic Republic railed against the irreverence that a number of homosexuals displayed before their executions this week, following ...
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