“Accepting a peace proposal places before the Palestinian people a challenge their leaders fear they cannot meet: building a society based on constructive ideals, not merely a desire to kill Jews and loot their property.” Gaza City, May 21 – Concerns over ...
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Feed Subscription500,000 CE: Last Remaining Organisms In Yarmouk Camp Still Trying To Kill One Another
Humans abandoned Yarmouk eighty thousand years ago, but the remaining creatures maintain the ancient fight. Damascus, May 8 – Few living things remain on Earth, but the small number of protozoa, bacteria, and other microscopic life forms inhabiting an area ...
Read More »Abbas Offended At Gall Of Those Calling For Palestinian Accountability
He suggested Zionists lie behind the attempt to contaminate public discourse with notions of accountability, democracy, and fiduciary propriety. Ramallah, May 1 – The Palestinian president voiced indignance today ahead of a conference on his administration’s financial situation that anyone could ...
Read More »Palestinians Develop Tiny 3D-Print Knife To Stab Israeli 3D-Printed Heart
The adaptive qualities of the Palestinian resistance movement keep increasing. Ramallah, April 16 – In what scientists are calling the second major scientific breakthrough from the region in as many days, researchers at Bir Zeit University have produced a weapon with the ...
Read More »Egyptian Professor Causes Furor With Claim Jews Not Behind Everything
Calls to sack the professor came from figures in and out of the government. Cairo, April 3 – An academic at Cairo University has sparked a tumult in national media and political circles this week following a televised interview in ...
Read More »Jordanian Inspires Family By Overcoming Organ Donation From Jew To Continue Hating Jews
“His determination not to let the manifest goodness of a Jew get in the way of hating Jews makes me want to be a better Jew-hater myself.” Amman, March 27 – Relatives and friends of a local father of three ...
Read More »Gaza Man Confused By Distribution Of Candy Not Related To Death Of Jews
“Is that even legal?” he wondered. Khan Yunis, March 18 – A resident of this Hamas-governed coastal territory expressed puzzlement today upon encountering others giving out sweets unconnected to the murder of Jews. Hulwayat Q’util, 30, voiced his confusion Monday ...
Read More »Lack Of Wells Won’t Stop Plucky Palestinians From Accusing Israel Of Poisoning Wells
Or the media from reporting those claims at face value. Khan al-Amar, March 7 – The absence of underground water sources in the vicinity of this makeshift settlement has not impeded the resilient Arab residents of the area in their efforts ...
Read More »Country That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Shocked At Mass Graves On Its Soil
Syria refused numerous extradition requests from European countries that sought to try Brunner for his hand in the deportation to death camps of 129,000 people. Raqqa, Syria, February 26 – A nation that gave sanctuary to one of the Holocaust’s ...
Read More »Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.” Tehran, February 13 – It maintains a conservative, prim exterior, but this Islamic country harbors an intense desire to ...
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