Authorities vowed to crack down on homosexuals who dance before being hurled to their deaths. Tehran, January 8 – Conservatives in the Islamic Republic railed against the irreverence that a number of homosexuals displayed before their executions this week, following ...
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The report includes a colorful chart showing embezzlement of large sums from Qatari aid by Hamas leaders as “Infrastructure Investment.” Doha, Qatar, December 26 – An office staffer in the political echelon of the militant Islamist organization that governs the ...
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Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today. Tehran, December 19 – Pseudohistorians and activists working to preserve the memory of people who deny there was anything to remember about what the Nazis ...
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“My gory, agonizing demise is a small price to pay for the utopia he brought about.” Mogadishu, Somalia, December 10 – Departed souls whose bond with their corporeal selves met a premature end in UAV-fired missile attacks before 2017 expressed ...
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“Turkey’s involvement in genocide – the first genocide of the twentieth century, it should be noted – was directed not at Jews, unfortunately, but at Armenians.” Brussels, November 29 – Officials in the European Customs Union shared concerns today that ...
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“The mullahs of Tehran export an entirely different type of ideology that has led to entirely different worldwide terrorism and instability.” Washington, November 20 – Diplomats, politicians, and activists have seized upon last month’s grisly kidnap and murder of a ...
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Already in 2001, Rainbow Brite and Pet Rocks were viewed as more pertinent to world affairs. Vienna, November 7 – A new assessment of emerging global trends has found that the Palestinian national cause now ranks as less pertinent and ...
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“Democracy is a nice word, but it’s a foreign idea that should never have been introduced into the region.” Abu Dhabi, October 31 – A high-profile visit by the Jewish State’s Minister of Culture this week to this Arabian Gulf ...
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“No criticism seems to emerge from the same quarters regarding Turkey’s or Iran’s use of GMO foods.” Riyadh, October 22 – Officials of King Salman’s royal family sought to assuage ongoing leftist anger at the kingdom over its admitted role ...
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“I get that’s it’s a bad movie. Is it because of the ethnicity of the film’s director? That wasn’t made clear, in my opinion.” Ramallah, October 9 – Materials distributed to mosque officials by the Palestinian government today contained a ...
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