News of Israel stealing Iran’s rain clouds broke earlier his week when an Iranian general made the accusation in an address. Qom, July 5 – Masses of atmospheric water droplets and other particles forced to remain in the skies over ...
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The rial has lost almost half its value since the end of 2017, and keeps falling. Isfahan, June 27 – Protesters gathered across the Islamic Republic today amid worsening financial and economic woes, and demanded that the country’s leadership address the ...
Read More »Tehran Radio Host Arrested After Anti-Semitic Rant Not Anti-Semitic Enough
He appears to be under the misapprehension that Holocaust denial suffices. Tehran, June 24 – A popular on-air commentator in Iran faces charges of libel after he launched into a Judaeophobic tirade during his program that proved insufficiently Judaeophobic for ...
Read More »Brawl At Gaza Birthday Party Over Who Gets To Blow Out Balloons
“It’s usually not a big deal – I mean, balloons are for burning, or at least attaching burning things to.” Khan Younis, June 18 – Tension gripped this refugee-camp-cum-urban-jungle this afternoon following an outbreak of violence at a celebration for ...
Read More »Palestinian Refugees Insist They Like Wheat Grass Juice, Lebanese Apartheid
“Have you tried this? It’s amazing.” `Ein el-Hilweh Refugee Camp, June 10 – Residents of this and other UN-administered locales for the descendants of people who fled their homes after Israel declared statehood maintain that blended stalks of immature grain ...
Read More »After Airstrikes Kill 0 Gazans, Hamas Slams Israel For Depriving Them Of Corpses To Display
“When will the world understand what we face in Palestine?” Khan Yunis, May 31 – Palestinian terrorist factions who had hoped to trigger a bloody Israeli response to more than 100 rockets and mortar shells launched from the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »Reviewers Bash Ramadan TV Series For Lack Of Antisemitism
“It forfeits all verisimilitude when it ignores the defining aspect of Muslim life.” Cairo, May 24 – Viewers across the region anticipate the onset of the monthlong Ramadan observance each year, either for the spiritual development it represents or for the ...
Read More »Hezbollah Alleges Fraud If Rivals’ Votes Counted
The party’s efforts to prevent supporters of other factions from casting votes should have resulted in much larger gains. Beirut, May 8 – Iran’s proxy arm in Lebanon made important parliamentary gains Monday, but despite celebrations among Hezbollah loyalists around ...
Read More »Archaeologists Excited That Syria Now Almost All Ruins
It took the Romans hundreds of years to give us the number of ruins and abandoned sites for which they are celebrated. Damascus, May 6 – Researchers of the distant past expressed their thrill today that the Republic of Syria ...
Read More »Khamenei Finds Mossad Tunnel Behind Poster Of Raquel Welch
The stolen binders were replaced by replicas containing nothing but old copies of the Qur’an. Tehran, May 1 – Iran’s Supreme Leader discovered a secret passageway in his headquarters that Israeli intelligence used in obtaining a large quantity of classified material ...
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