It seems to be taken out of The Transformers, He-Man, or something else made to appeal to a ten-year-old. Tehran, January 10 – Political commentators and officials have taken note recently that despite the caricatured, moralizing fantasy connotations of the term, there ...
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“Iran effectively controls Iraq, Syria, Yemen, and Lebanon, and they’ve got serious sway over in the Gaza Strip, so it couldn’t be much of a stretch.” Tehran, January 3 – Swelling protests against the regime of the Ayatollahs continued today, ...
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“We could call on our people to riot in response, but I think that would kind of make their point for them,” admitted a Jordanian official. Cairo, December 28 – Continued unrest in the region following US President Donald Trump’s ...
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“A sophisticated propaganda campaign, perhaps, might account for the people streaming out of our Islamic paradise.” Riyadh, December 21 – Leaders of several Mideast states governed by Islamic Law voiced confusion regarding the phenomenon in which hundreds of thousands of ...
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“It’s hard to get behind a generic ‘I don’t like this’ orgy of violence,” explained Mustafa Massikr, 19. Ramallah, December 13 – Youths in the Palestinian-administered territories admitted uncertainty today regarding the specific offense they are meant to be resisting via ...
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The court found that Turkic peoples invaded Anatolia and that they are not native to the region. Brussels, December 6 – European leaders followed up their negative reaction to American recognition of Israel as Jerusalem’s capital Wednesday by addressing another ...
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“I would hope that Netanyahu seizes this opportunity to cultivate closer relations and greater coordination with the current Obama administration, but he’s not doing that.” Kochav Yair, December 4, 2017 – Former Prime Minister and Former Minister of Defense Ehud ...
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“Next you’re going to tell me a school has a function other than storing weapons to use against Jews.” Tehran, November 22 – Technical specialists in Iran’s capital sent a ripple through the country’s construction industry Tuesday morning with the ...
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Palestinians have rendered hot air effectively inexhaustible. Moscow, November 22 – Environmental groups welcomed the announcement today of an agreement between Russia and the Palestinian Authority to provide the former with a large supply of hot air with which to ...
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Palestinian observers who Israel claims were not present at the meeting characterized it as yet another example of Israeli perfidy. Tel Aviv, November 19 – Media reportage that presents the details of incidents in which Israel’s description matches observable reality ...
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