“It’s hard to get behind a generic ‘I don’t like this’ orgy of violence,” explained Mustafa Massikr, 19. Ramallah, December 13 – Youths in the Palestinian-administered territories admitted uncertainty today regarding the specific offense they are meant to be resisting via ...
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Feed SubscriptionAfter Slamming ‘Judaizing’ Of Jerusalem, EU Decries ‘Turkification’ Of Turkey
The court found that Turkic peoples invaded Anatolia and that they are not native to the region. Brussels, December 6 – European leaders followed up their negative reaction to American recognition of Israel as Jerusalem’s capital Wednesday by addressing another ...
Read More »Barak Sticking To Prediction Assad Will Fall In 2012
“I would hope that Netanyahu seizes this opportunity to cultivate closer relations and greater coordination with the current Obama administration, but he’s not doing that.” Kochav Yair, December 4, 2017 – Former Prime Minister and Former Minister of Defense Ehud ...
Read More »Iranian Engineers Propose Using Cranes For Construction As Well As Hanging Gays
“Next you’re going to tell me a school has a function other than storing weapons to use against Jews.” Tehran, November 22 – Technical specialists in Iran’s capital sent a ripple through the country’s construction industry Tuesday morning with the ...
Read More »Renewable Energy Orgs Hail Pact To Heat Russian Homes With Palestinian Hot Air
Palestinians have rendered hot air effectively inexhaustible. Moscow, November 22 – Environmental groups welcomed the announcement today of an agreement between Russia and the Palestinian Authority to provide the former with a large supply of hot air with which to ...
Read More »Facts That Support Israel’s Version Of Events Should Not Be Dismissed As ‘Israel Claims,’ Israel Claims
Palestinian observers who Israel claims were not present at the meeting characterized it as yet another example of Israeli perfidy. Tel Aviv, November 19 – Media reportage that presents the details of incidents in which Israel’s description matches observable reality ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia In Transition From Banning Women Drivers To Stereotyping Them
Observers welcome it as a sign that traditional Saudi society can adapt quickly to such changes. Riyadh, November 16 – Following a change to the law last month that saw the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia make it legal for women ...
Read More »Syrian Refugees Demand Eternal Limbo Like UNRWA Gives Palestinians
“Hey, that’s not fair,” objected Muhammad Chalabi, 45, a father of six originally from a Damascus suburb. “I don’t want to rebuild my life.” Near the border with southern Syria, Jordan, November 9 – Former residents of Syria who fled ...
Read More »Theorists Struggle To Posit Israeli Move Not Deemed Blow To Peace Process
“We will continue our work,” one scientist was quoted as saying. “But so far the results have proved disappointing.” Stanford, November 1 – Scientists testing the principles of theoretical physics have so far been unable to create hypothetical situations in ...
Read More »PayPal In Hot Water After Offering ISIS ‘Credit Decision In Seconds’
Terrorists’ inboxes must be safeguarded from the crap that accumulates in everyone else’s. Washington, October 29 – Online transaction giant PayPal found itself in legal trouble this week after federal authorities noticed that the company’s constant, ubiquitous, unceasing flood of ...
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