Under Queen Victoria, British archaeologists and adventurers scoured the world for treasures and shipped them back home, where they now take pride of place at London exhibits. Baghdad, October 24 – Black-market operatives in the archaeological field hoping to score ...
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Feed SubscriptionAllies Regret Cannot Screw Over Kurds As Deeply As They Did Europe’s Jews
“That’s a shame. We like to think big.” Washington, October 19 – Diplomats in Washington, London, Paris, and other capitals voiced disappointment this week that despite betraying Kurds and insisting they not pursue sovereignty after years of indispensable Kurdish help ...
Read More »Poll Confirms 90% Of E. Jerusalem Arabs Prefer Waterboarding To Palestinian Rule
Prisoners undergoing torture in Palestinian Authority jails were unavailable for comment. Jerusalem, October 8 – A new survey of Arab residents of the contested city of Jerusalem indicates that not only do they wish to remain under Israeli sovereignty, rather ...
Read More »Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel, West To Last Arab
Experts cited the episodic wars between Iran-backed militant groups and Israel, in which thousands of Arabs, i.e. not people from Iran, have been killed. Tehran, September 28 – Iranian officials, presiding over a nation of non-Arabs, restated today their determination ...
Read More »Report: Competent Kurdish State Will Cause Instability, Palestinian Terror State Just Fine
The Middle East isn’t used to competent administration; it would be irresponsible to introduce such a thing. Mosul, September 24 – Analysts from a cadre of nations and entities monitoring the fluid, chaotic situation in the Middle East have concluded ...
Read More »With Jewish Population Gone, Syria Boasts 0 Antisemitic Incidents
The Syrian approach is scalable to the entire region. Damascus, September 13 – Officials of President Basher Assad’s regime boasted today that prejudice-monitoring agencies in the country had recorded no verbal or physical assaults against Jews in the last 12 ...
Read More »Saudi Discovers BVD Wife-Beaters Ineffective, Demands Refund
Observers note that Foreet could accept responsibility for the misunderstanding and undertake to exercise greater care in selecting products for purchase, but such a course of action would require violation of at least two taboos. Balagan, Saudi Arabia, September 11 ...
Read More »Staffer: Obama Didn’t Intervene In Syria Genocide B/c Victims Wouldn’t Vote Democrat Anyway
“Syrian civilians just aren’t an important voting demographic, so they got the shaft.” Washington, September 7 – Retraction of a report by the Holocaust Museum that whitewashed President Obama’s inaction to prevent Syrian regime forces from continuing to commit mass ...
Read More »Activists Struggling To Call Attention To Atrocities Not Committed By Jews
The body count in Yemen and Saudi Arabia is much higher than all the violence in Gaza over the years put together, and the physical destruction more extensive. Aden, Yemen, September 3 – The proxy war raging on the southern end ...
Read More »Arab Media Vow Better Balance Of Vermin In Descriptions Of Jews
“We apologize to our viewers and readers for the insensitivity displayed to date in our reporting and analysis vis-à-vis the depiction of Jews as scum-sucking vermin.” Doha, August 29 – Responding to concerns of viewers and activists over discrimination, Al ...
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