Saudi officials denied knowledge of the dress. Riyadh, May 21 – First Lady Melania Trump turned heads and sent tongues wagging as she and President Trump departed for Saudi Arabia, first by announcing she would not cover her hair, and ...
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Feed SubscriptionSaudis Invite Bashir To Trump Meeting After No Answer From Hitler, Pol Pot
“Once we didn’t get an answer from Hitler or Pol Pot, we were forced to skip down to second-rate mass-murderers.” Riyadh, May 18 – Royal authorities in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia have extended an invitation to genocidal dictator of ...
Read More »Arab League Delegates Hoping to Catapult Region Forward Into 15th Century
“If we aim high enough, we can reach the once-inconceivable levels of sophistication and advancement associated with the fourteen-hundreds in Europe.” Cairo, May 10 – Representatives of the 22 Arab member states of the Arab League plan to take up ...
Read More »Starving Palestinians In Yarmouk Camp Just Thrilled Barghouti Eating Wafers
“Israel isn’t providing enough channels of satellite TV? Well, yeah, come on. That’s like basic stuff.” Damascus, May 8 – Remaining residents of the besieged Yarmouk Palestinian refugee camp on the outskirts of the Syrian capital voiced satisfaction that a ...
Read More »Child Psychologists Unable To Distinguish Palestinian And Toddler Responses
Tantrums, violence, threats, and incoherent or unreasonable demands. Gainesville, Florida, May 3 – University of Florida researchers have published a study in child psychology that shows professional diagnosticians lack the skills to tell the difference between the behavior of toddlers ...
Read More »Syrian Missiles Accidentally Hit Military Target
“The army in no way intended to hit non-civilian targets; it is not our way.” Damascus, April 26 – Syrian military officials acknowledged today that a barrage of rockets fired at the rebel stronghold of Idlib yesterday may have missed ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Achieve ‘Native’ Status In 1 Generation; Jews, Never
“For centuries, it was thought to be a social phenomenon, but in fact it’s purely biological.” Amman, April 24 – New research findings may explain how Arab migrants from around the Mediterranean basin and Arabian Peninsula and their descendants acquire ...
Read More »Palestinian Authority Formally Schedules Elections For ‘Inshallah’
Abbas formed the committee in 2015 to study the issue and make recommendations. Ramallah, April 20 – A committee appointed by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas for purposes of recommending a suitable date for the next parliamentary and presidential elections for ...
Read More »Palestinians Hope Refugee Camp Killings Show How Ready They Are For State
“In addition to these incidents, we’ve had the phenomenon of international Palestinian terrorism since the 1960’s, such that by now, everyone should be aware of the Palestinian readiness for a functioning state.” Ein el-Hilweh, Lebanon, April 9 – Fatah and ...
Read More »Therapist Urges ‘Trans’Jordan To Embrace Sexual Identity
Suppressing its history of being Trans – a history that goes back to ancient times – has wrought emotional instability and a confused sense of self in Jordan. Amman, April 2 – A counselor working with the Hashemite kingdom that ...
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