Abbas’s term officially ended more than seven years ago, and the parliamentarians should have been out of office six years ago. Moscow, June 22 – President Vladimir Putin of Russia has put on hold a series of operations aimed at ...
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Palestinian officials compared the need to pay for their own WiFi signal to the plight of Russians in besieged Leningrad during WWII. Ramallah, June 18 – Palestinians accustomed to receiving free benefits protested today at Israel’s decision to secure its ...
Read More »10s Of Thousands Of Palestinians Bravely Defy BDS To Work In Israel
It remains unclear what manner of sanctions BDS might call for against these flagrant violations of its aims. Hizmeh Post, June 13 – Cars and buses from Palestinian-administered territories line up at this security checkpoint northeast of Jerusalem each morning ...
Read More »Moderate Cannibals Feeling Pressure To Disavow Extremists
“In fact we deny that what those monsters are doing is cannibalism at all.” Beirut, June 7 – Community leaders among those who consume human flesh in a moderate fashion complain that they are being unfairly targeted by critics of ...
Read More »Smirking Israel Says Qatar Welcome To Use Her Airspace
“We’re just here to help,” added the ministry spokesman, unable to suppress a smirk. Jerusalem, June 5 – As Arab state after Arab state closes its skies to Qatar’s national carrier amid ratcheting political and diplomatic confrontation, the Jewish State ...
Read More »Car Bomb Means ISIS In Baghdad Really Hates Cars
“Intense obsession with destroying cars and trucks.” Baghdad, May 30 – Another vehicle laden with explosives went off this morning in the Iraqi capital, driving home the point to military and political experts that the Islamic State, responsible for the ...
Read More »Boy Who Cried Wolf Shaking Head At Repeated Touting Of Palestinian Cause
How dense do you have to be to fall for the same rhetorical trick time and time again? Athens, May 25 – A youth notorious for repeated invocation of a threat to the point that the alarm no longer raises ...
Read More »Melania Wears Regev’s Jerusalem Dress To Riyadh
Saudi officials denied knowledge of the dress. Riyadh, May 21 – First Lady Melania Trump turned heads and sent tongues wagging as she and President Trump departed for Saudi Arabia, first by announcing she would not cover her hair, and ...
Read More »Saudis Invite Bashir To Trump Meeting After No Answer From Hitler, Pol Pot
“Once we didn’t get an answer from Hitler or Pol Pot, we were forced to skip down to second-rate mass-murderers.” Riyadh, May 18 – Royal authorities in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia have extended an invitation to genocidal dictator of ...
Read More »Arab League Delegates Hoping to Catapult Region Forward Into 15th Century
“If we aim high enough, we can reach the once-inconceivable levels of sophistication and advancement associated with the fourteen-hundreds in Europe.” Cairo, May 10 – Representatives of the 22 Arab member states of the Arab League plan to take up ...
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