Military analysts remain divided over the wisdom of the decision. Pi Hahiroth, January 16 – When the Children of Israel passed by here on the way to the Sea of Reeds several months ago, their leadership took a strategic turn ...
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“It turns out that my life is much more significant on a global scale than I had assumed.” Cairo, January 12 – A local merchant knows whom to blame each time he encounters adversity: the nefarious forces bent on undermining ...
Read More »Erekat Hopes To Reach 100 Resignation Threats By End Of Year
“I can resign as many times as necessary to achieve Palestinian national aspirations.” Ramallah, January 8 – The Chief Palestinian negotiator aims to issue his one hundredth career threat this year to resign from the position, and voiced confidence this ...
Read More »Arab States Lament Dwindling Supply Of Nazi War Criminals To Harbor
The wanted men commanded units that committed atrocities across Europe during the war. Damascus, January 3 – Governments across the Middle East are confronting the shrinking number of Nazi war criminals with a mixture of resolve and concern, local sources ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia Bans Women From Using Google Drive
A parallel change is expected to go into effect in May: women will then be prohibited from visiting a driving range. Riyadh, December 29 – New restrictions on women and driving are scheduled to come into effect on Sunday, the most ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran
“He’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.” Tehran, December 25 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic if Iran expressed confidence today that as opposed to the Obama administration’s treatment of its ally Israel, no United Nations ...
Read More »Impotence Of Int’l Community In Syria Supposed To Reassure Israel About ‘Shared’ Jerusalem
Western reluctance to act militarily to impair or stop the genocide occurring in Syria plays an important role in that argument. Aleppo, December 21 – Lack of political will around the globe to intervene in the bloodshed plaguing Syria is ...
Read More »Pharaoh Rejects Call To Adopt IHRA Definition Of Antisemitism
Egyptian nationalists and the alt-right voiced satisfaction with the royal decision. Memphis, December 14 – The ruler of the Egyptian Empire today dismissed calls for his government to accept a definition of anti-Jewish rhetoric that includes some kinds of criticism ...
Read More »Assad Forces Declare 90% Done With Aleppo-Area Genocide
“It will be a matter of mere weeks until we have completed the mission, and one hundred percent of the intended targets are eliminated in and around Aleppo.” Damascus, December 12 – A spokesman for Syria’s military announced this morning ...
Read More »Damascus Ophthalmologist Denies Complicity In 400,000 Deaths
If confirmed, the allegations would make Dr. Assad a possible second as a murderous practitioner of medicine only to notorious Nazi physician Joseph Mengele. Damascus, December 7 – An eye doctor accused of involvement the demise of hundreds of thousands ...
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