The agreement includes an option for the purchase of a further 20,000 units over two years. Riyadh, November 15 – King Salman of Saudi Arabia has inked a deal with an Israeli beverage manufacturer for the kingdom to purchase tens ...
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Feed SubscriptionMideast States Puzzled By Peaceful Transition Of US Presidency
“There’s supposed to be a bloody removal of a brutal, corrupt dictator, followed by a period of uncertainty until a new strongman asserts himself and takes control.” Cairo, November 10 – Egyptian officials publicly welcomed the election of Donald Trump ...
Read More »Egypt Devalues Pound, Palestinian Lives
Perversely, note economists, international pressure to increase the value of Palestinian lives has been directly exclusively at Israel. Cairo, November 6 – In keeping with the demands of the International Monetary Fund to stabilize and reform the country’s economy, the ...
Read More »Bloodshed Fans Hoping Syrian Civil War Goes Full Seven Games
“I do feel gratified that this series gave us fans a real show, instead of the blowouts we saw during the Arab Spring Training.” Aleppo, November 2 – Followers of the ongoing conflict between the regime of Syrian President Basher Assad ...
Read More »Kurds Mulling Rebranding As ‘Palestine’ To Gain International Recognition
A recent Pew poll found that 67% of Kurds agreed with the statement that “being whiny and nagging about Jews will get you recognition faster than historical, moral, or ethnic reasons.” The Kurdistan Regional Government, along with the main Kurdish ...
Read More »Study Links Climate Change With Lack Of Israel-Arab Resolution
“It’s almost as if this conflict really does lie at the core of every major problem facing civilization.” Gothenburg, October 19 – A team of scientists at the University of Gothenburg have found what they claim constitutes a firm causative ...
Read More »UNESCO Infuriates Palestinians By Calling Genocidal Ambitions ‘Syrian’
“We basically invented airplane hijacking as a political tool, but to hear UNESCO tell it, that was just a bunch of Syrians.” Paris, October 13 – On the heels of celebrating a decision by the United Nations Educational, Social, and ...
Read More »Obama To Just Install ATM To US Treasury In Tehran
A steady supply of currency for the ATMs was made possible late last week when the Obama administration allowed Iran access to the US dollar. Washington, October 9 – Following months of awkwardness over the propriety and necessity of shipping pallets ...
Read More »Israel To Pump Dangerous Gas Into Jordan For 15 Years
“It is beyond heinous for a nation founded in the wake of Nazi genocide to be pumping gas in any direction,” declared Human Rights Watch Director Ken Roth. Amman, September 28 – Human rights organizations and diplomatic officials expressed shock ...
Read More »European Muslims Shocked At Suggestion They Should Protest Aleppo Like Gaza
“This man has the Gaul – excuse me, the gall – to dictate to followers of Islam what their values should be.” Paris, September 26 – Muslim community organizations and individual adherents of Islam voiced surprise and anger today upon ...
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