Egyptian nationalists and the alt-right voiced satisfaction with the royal decision. Memphis, December 14 – The ruler of the Egyptian Empire today dismissed calls for his government to accept a definition of anti-Jewish rhetoric that includes some kinds of criticism ...
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Feed SubscriptionAssad Forces Declare 90% Done With Aleppo-Area Genocide
“It will be a matter of mere weeks until we have completed the mission, and one hundred percent of the intended targets are eliminated in and around Aleppo.” Damascus, December 12 – A spokesman for Syria’s military announced this morning ...
Read More »Damascus Ophthalmologist Denies Complicity In 400,000 Deaths
If confirmed, the allegations would make Dr. Assad a possible second as a murderous practitioner of medicine only to notorious Nazi physician Joseph Mengele. Damascus, December 7 – An eye doctor accused of involvement the demise of hundreds of thousands ...
Read More »Mideast Countries Regret Not Leaving Some Jews For Their Kids to Expel
“It’s not the same, persecuting Copts,” observed Aiwil Qillemal, 80. Baghdad, November 30 – Community elders throughout the Muslim Middle East voiced wistfulness today at the realization that present and future generations in their countries will never know the pleasure ...
Read More »ISIS Progressive Credentials In Doubt Amid Silence On Castro Death
Longtime alliances among governments promoting progressive values such as Iran, Libya, Venezuela, and Russia had led the progressive community to expect that at least some expression of solidarity might be forthcoming. Raqqa, November 28 – Liberal thinkers and politicians voiced ...
Read More »BDS Fumes At Padan-Aram Clans For Not Shunning Abraham’s Servant
“Don’t give them your daughter’s hand – Abraham is on our land!” they chanted. Haran, Syrian Mesopotamia, November 24 – Activists and organizations pushing for a boycott of Jewish interests in the Holy Land voiced outrage today at the tribal ...
Read More »Journalist Not Arrested By Erdogan Wonders If Gov’t Thinks He’s Already Dead
“I think it’s because of someone else’s obituary,” he surmised. Ankara, November 20 – One of the few remaining reporters or commentators in Turkey who has not been silenced or imprisoned by the authorities in the last several months has ...
Read More »Saudi Royal Family Orders 45,000 SodaStream Units
The agreement includes an option for the purchase of a further 20,000 units over two years. Riyadh, November 15 – King Salman of Saudi Arabia has inked a deal with an Israeli beverage manufacturer for the kingdom to purchase tens ...
Read More »Mideast States Puzzled By Peaceful Transition Of US Presidency
“There’s supposed to be a bloody removal of a brutal, corrupt dictator, followed by a period of uncertainty until a new strongman asserts himself and takes control.” Cairo, November 10 – Egyptian officials publicly welcomed the election of Donald Trump ...
Read More »Egypt Devalues Pound, Palestinian Lives
Perversely, note economists, international pressure to increase the value of Palestinian lives has been directly exclusively at Israel. Cairo, November 6 – In keeping with the demands of the International Monetary Fund to stabilize and reform the country’s economy, the ...
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