Kuwait avoided the encounter entirely, preferring to hide in a maintenance closet until the coast was clear. Doha, July 13 – Arab and Muslim countries who pledged to help fund the rebuilding of Gaza Strip homes and facilities after the ...
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“The fist of Islam reaches into the depths of the enemy’s rear and strikes with the force of a thousand vengeances.” Medina, July 6 – The Islamic State has not claimed credit for perpetrating an suicide bombing attack yesterday at the burial site ...
Read More »Emorite Soldiers Struggling Not To Laugh At King Named ‘Og’
His frontline troops nurture a joke of referring to their leader by various names they think sound vaguely simian. Rabbat-Ammon, July 4 – Troops in the army of the Bashan kingdom of the Emorites are having a hard time containing their ...
Read More »Bir Zeit Mathematics Students Aim To Prove Equivalence Of Terrorists, Victims
“My friends and I realized there is no better time than right now to get started on this project,” said Stabr. Ramallah, June 30 – Undergraduate researchers at this institution north of the Palestinian capital have launched a project aimed ...
Read More »Ecologists Laud Assad For Helping Stem Human Overpopulation
The accomplishment is the result of a determined policy on the part of Mr. Assad and his government to reduce the number of people, a group that drains worldwide food resources. London, June 27 – Environmental researchers praised Syrian President Basher ...
Read More »Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit
“This is nothing less than a naked attempt at genocide of Palestinian farming.” Wilderness of Paran, June 22 – Twelve Israelite men sent to reconnoiter the Holy Land prior to an intended invasion and conquest have stolen produce belonging to ...
Read More »Harrowed Khamenei Describes His Orlando Nightclub Ordeal
Khamenei had dismissed his bodyguards for the Pulse excursion, a move he now questions. Tehran, June 15 – Now back in the safety of the Iranian capital, Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei described for well-wishers the tale of his ...
Read More »Assad Wondering Why Orlando Shooter Used Guns, Not Barrel Bombs
“Guns have nowhere near the effectiveness of the bombs in terms of raw killing capacity.” Damascus, June 13 – The government of Syria issued its official statement this morning on yesterday’s Orlando nightclub shooting, including President Basher Assad’s expression of ...
Read More »After Istanbul Bombing, Palestinians Scramble To Make It About Them
As more details emerge it will be easier to seize on one or two of the details of the attack and use them to shoehorn the Palestinian issue to center stage. Ramallah, June 7 – A powerful car bomb exploded in ...
Read More »Brooklyn Co-Op To Aid Syrian People With Shipment Of Kale
Few Syrians have access to kale. Park Slope, June 1 – A group of socially-conscious, politically-aware Brooklyn residents have decided to help alleviate the suffering of the embattled Syrian people by collecting their excess leafy greens and donating them to ...
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