Baghdadi conceded that it was possible Obama himself would shrink from the confrontation, as he has so far failed to stand up to Putin, Khamenei, and Assad. Raqqa, December 6 – After years of attempting to directly engage with what ...
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A spokesman cited recently released American statistics purporting to show that US strikes had killed 20,000 ISIS fighters and not a single civilian. Moscow, November 30 – A spokesman for the Russian Air Force (VVS) expressed surprise today when informed that ...
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Analysts offered multiple opinions as to the offense that Erdogan believes Washington has implied. Ankara, Turkey, November 25 – Government officials expressed outrage today at the annual American ritual of a presidential pardon issued every Thanksgiving to Turkey, saying that ...
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“We’re counting on some good flooding, hypothermia, homelessness, and possibly even a cholera outbreak or something.” Gaza City, November 18 – United Nations and Hamas officials confirmed today that both organizations want this coming winter to be especially cold and ...
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Pundits across the region have noted that not just ISIS, but militant Islamic groups in general, appear not to heed warnings that their activities put the lives and welfare of Muslims at risk. Raqqa, formerly in Syria, November 16 – ...
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It gave them an enemy combatant fatality ratio almost twice as good as that of Syrian loyalist forces and allied militias such as Hezbollah. Beirut, November 12 – For the first time since Moscow openly acknowledged providing air support for Syrian ...
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No specific avenue for causing the demise of the State of Israel and killing its Jewish inhabitants is shown favor or disfavor. Jerusalem, November 4 – In keeping with the organization’s mandated policy of not taking sides in political disputes, a ...
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“We don’t know what to think. It’s infuriating.” Ankara, November 3 – Consumers of Turkish news media expressed bewilderment today at allegations reported in the media that Jews control the news media, local sources reported today. Across the Muslim world, conspiracy ...
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Editors and other supervisors of the accused persons might also face disciplinary action, but the nature of that action is left to the discretion of the judiciary. Ramallah, October 29 – The official Palestinian news agency Ma’an found itself on ...
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Amnesty’s eyewitnesses also, by coincidence, uniformly question the other evidence regarding the episodes, notably the use of knives or other sharp implements to attack Jews. Jerusalem, October 28 – In what scientists are calling a miracle of statistics, none of ...
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