“We don’t know what to think. It’s infuriating.” Ankara, November 3 – Consumers of Turkish news media expressed bewilderment today at allegations reported in the media that Jews control the news media, local sources reported today. Across the Muslim world, conspiracy ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Newsmen Accused Of Witchcraft For Conjuring ‘Witnesses’
Editors and other supervisors of the accused persons might also face disciplinary action, but the nature of that action is left to the discretion of the judiciary. Ramallah, October 29 – The official Palestinian news agency Ma’an found itself on ...
Read More »In Quirk, None Of Amnesty Witnesses To Violence Are Jewish
Amnesty’s eyewitnesses also, by coincidence, uniformly question the other evidence regarding the episodes, notably the use of knives or other sharp implements to attack Jews. Jerusalem, October 28 – In what scientists are calling a miracle of statistics, none of ...
Read More »Palestine Agriculture Ministry Growing Bigger Fig Leaves To Justify Terror
“We’ve worked the ‘Al Aqsa is in danger’ trope past death, so we’re looking to develop more robust fig leaves to provide a semblance of a pretext for trying to kill as many Jews as possible.” Iata, near Hebron, October 23 ...
Read More »Abbas Shocked His Peaceful Efforts Not Rewarded With Nobel
Abbas has reportedly spent the weeks since the award announcement alternately brooding and lashing out at staff. Ramallah, October 19 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas is still sore that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee spurned him as a recipient of ...
Read More »Israelis, Palestinians, Can’t Believe Kerry At It Again
‘Can’t this guy take a hint?’ Washington, Ocotber 14 – With US Secretary of State John Kerry announcing yet another trip to the Mideast, trying once again to restart a moribund Israeli-Palestinian peace process, officials on both sides could not suppress ...
Read More »Cruel IDF Siege Keeps Gazans From Celebrating Israeli Deaths With Candy
“Limiting the celebratory sweets smacks of vindictiveness, and only further feeds the cycle of violence.” Gaza City, October 13 – Residents of this coastal territory are fuming over the Israeli blockade, saying it restricts their access to the sweets and ...
Read More »Now That Jews Have Also Attacked Arabs, BBC To Report Violence
“The sophisticated BBC reader or viewer cannot be trusted to come to the correct conclusion without that context.” Jerusalem, October 9 – Editors at the British Broadcasting Corporation’s Jerusalem Bureau have given correspondents the green light to report on the spasms ...
Read More »UNRWA Schools To Add Math, Sciences To Core Antisemitism Curriculum
Gunness pointed to several online collections of the extracurricular hate and violence-promotion in which UNRWA teachers excel, helpfully compiled by bloggers and UN watchdog groups. Amman, Jordan, September 30 – The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees ...
Read More »Suspiciously, No Jews Killed In Mecca Stampede
“It strikes us as curious, to say the least, that not a single Jewish death was recorded in the country not only on the day of the stampede, but for decades.” Mina, Saudi Arabia, September 29 – Investigators into last ...
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