“It rubs the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again,” the League said. Cairo, June 3 – The League of Arab States admonished the Palestinian nation to apply the lotion to its skin and return the lotion bottle to ...
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Through connections with his friend Lucius Malfoy, Rajoub has the ear of several important Ministry of Magic figures. Ramallah, May 28 – Fresh from efforts to have FIFA members vote to exclude Israel from international football competition, Palestinian Minister of ...
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“Israel is using Teva-manufactured pharmaceuticals to destroy the organisms carrying the DNA which proves Palestinian ancestry to the exclusion of the spurious Jewish claim,” asserted Erekat. Ramallah, May 20 – Palestinian officials accused Israel today of using antibiotics to kill ...
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Among the factors complicating this treatment of the Fatah-Hamas rift was an intense quarrel between the parties over what kind of paper to use and how it should be procured. Gaza City, May 14 – The ailing Palestinian unity government between Fatah and ...
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“It’s not every day that a nation gets to see the empathetic side of its political leadership,” said Professor Yuhav Somgall, who studies the Islamic Republic. Isfahan, May 9 – Imprisoned Iranians being held for trying to defend human and ...
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Now more than 90% of organs harvested for the international black market begin their journey from beheaded Syrian or Iraqi donors. Tripoli, Libya, May 2 – Executioners for the Islamic State complain that they are having a hard time meeting ...
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“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...
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“In practice, it’s insanely difficult to organize an endeavor this ambitious without there actually being anyone here who genuinely cares about the Palestinians except as a pretext to attack Israel.” Istanbul, April 15 – Organizers of a flotilla to bring ...
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Turkey has been able to press its advantage in cheap manufacturing, with government-subsidized programs providing producers of Jew-hatred with incentives to augment output. Istanbul, April 6 – Government figures for January-March 2015 show that Turkey’s balance of trade turned positive ...
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His very arrival in this world was fraught with violations of other people’s space, dignity, and possessions, and his continued existence has only made the situation even more complicated. Beirut, March 29 – Unlike most of his peers, Hassan Dirani ...
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