The black hole only attracts new construction materials, as the piles of rubble remaining from last summer’s carnage remain untouched. Kerem Shalom Crossing, July 5 – Thousands of tons of cement, ceramics, and assorted other construction materials for rebuilding the ...
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Feed SubscriptionSaudis Say Mossad Broke Into Cave Of Wonders, Stole Lamp
Unconfirmed reports in Saudi media claimed eyewitnesses had seen a group of people flying a magic carpet away from the scene, but that could not be corroborated. Riyadh, June 29 – Saudi officials accused Israel today of stealing the contents ...
Read More »Islamic State Fighters Fear Shortage Of Virgins To Rape
They are left with no one to repeatedly gang-rape but girls who have already been terrorized and beaten extensively, and the challenge is gone. Raqqa, June 24 – Newly arrived Islamic State trainees from other countries are worried that the region is running out ...
Read More »Russia: We Won’t Get In Way If World Decides Not To Strike Syria
“History is rife with nations standing idly by while other nations stand idly by.” Moscow, June 10 – Russian Foreign Minster Sergei Lavrov told reporters at a press conference this evening that if the Western powers decide to maintain their inaction on Syria, ...
Read More »Arab League Instructs Palestinians To Put Lotion In Basket
“It rubs the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again,” the League said. Cairo, June 3 – The League of Arab States admonished the Palestinian nation to apply the lotion to its skin and return the lotion bottle to ...
Read More »Rajoub Lobbies Ministry Of Magic To Expel Israel From Quidditch Games
Through connections with his friend Lucius Malfoy, Rajoub has the ear of several important Ministry of Magic figures. Ramallah, May 28 – Fresh from efforts to have FIFA members vote to exclude Israel from international football competition, Palestinian Minister of ...
Read More »PA: Israeli Antibiotics Erasing Direct Palestinian Descent From Local Bacteria
“Israel is using Teva-manufactured pharmaceuticals to destroy the organisms carrying the DNA which proves Palestinian ancestry to the exclusion of the spurious Jewish claim,” asserted Erekat. Ramallah, May 20 – Palestinian officials accused Israel today of using antibiotics to kill ...
Read More »Fatah, Hamas, Agree To Paper Over Differences With Better Paper
Among the factors complicating this treatment of the Fatah-Hamas rift was an intense quarrel between the parties over what kind of paper to use and how it should be procured. Gaza City, May 14 – The ailing Palestinian unity government between Fatah and ...
Read More »Activists Jailed In Iran Touched By Khamenei’s Concern For US Blacks
“It’s not every day that a nation gets to see the empathetic side of its political leadership,” said Professor Yuhav Somgall, who studies the Islamic Republic. Isfahan, May 9 – Imprisoned Iranians being held for trying to defend human and ...
Read More »ISIS Struggling To Harvest Organs For Israel Fast Enough
Now more than 90% of organs harvested for the international black market begin their journey from beheaded Syrian or Iraqi donors. Tripoli, Libya, May 2 – Executioners for the Islamic State complain that they are having a hard time meeting ...
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