“It has taken liberal academics centuries to realize that the only authentic expression of any value system is one that dovetails with liberal academics’ axioms.” Raqqa, Islamic State (formerly Syria), July 22 – As the Islamic State establishes itself in ...
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“Even if it takes associating with some of the most notorious names in entertainment, we know we just have to do our jobs.” Geneva, July 15 – More than 1600 civilians have been killed in the ongoing Saudi-led offensive against ...
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They expressed regret that the US team had only brought a small contingent of Secret Service personnel. Vienna, July 8 – A spokesman for the Austrian capital’s prostitution industry today petitioned the parties involved in negotiations over Iran’s nuclear program ...
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The black hole only attracts new construction materials, as the piles of rubble remaining from last summer’s carnage remain untouched. Kerem Shalom Crossing, July 5 – Thousands of tons of cement, ceramics, and assorted other construction materials for rebuilding the ...
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Unconfirmed reports in Saudi media claimed eyewitnesses had seen a group of people flying a magic carpet away from the scene, but that could not be corroborated. Riyadh, June 29 – Saudi officials accused Israel today of stealing the contents ...
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They are left with no one to repeatedly gang-rape but girls who have already been terrorized and beaten extensively, and the challenge is gone. Raqqa, June 24 – Newly arrived Islamic State trainees from other countries are worried that the region is running out ...
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“History is rife with nations standing idly by while other nations stand idly by.” Moscow, June 10 – Russian Foreign Minster Sergei Lavrov told reporters at a press conference this evening that if the Western powers decide to maintain their inaction on Syria, ...
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“It rubs the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again,” the League said. Cairo, June 3 – The League of Arab States admonished the Palestinian nation to apply the lotion to its skin and return the lotion bottle to ...
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Through connections with his friend Lucius Malfoy, Rajoub has the ear of several important Ministry of Magic figures. Ramallah, May 28 – Fresh from efforts to have FIFA members vote to exclude Israel from international football competition, Palestinian Minister of ...
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“Israel is using Teva-manufactured pharmaceuticals to destroy the organisms carrying the DNA which proves Palestinian ancestry to the exclusion of the spurious Jewish claim,” asserted Erekat. Ramallah, May 20 – Palestinian officials accused Israel today of using antibiotics to kill ...
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