“All of Palestine is proud of our president for demonstrating a similar commitment to the rigor and principles of the respective fields in which our successive leaders have now been recognized.” Stockholm, April 22 – The Royal Swedish Academy announced ...
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“In practice, it’s insanely difficult to organize an endeavor this ambitious without there actually being anyone here who genuinely cares about the Palestinians except as a pretext to attack Israel.” Istanbul, April 15 – Organizers of a flotilla to bring ...
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Turkey has been able to press its advantage in cheap manufacturing, with government-subsidized programs providing producers of Jew-hatred with incentives to augment output. Istanbul, April 6 – Government figures for January-March 2015 show that Turkey’s balance of trade turned positive ...
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His very arrival in this world was fraught with violations of other people’s space, dignity, and possessions, and his continued existence has only made the situation even more complicated. Beirut, March 29 – Unlike most of his peers, Hassan Dirani ...
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“When we realized the international sporting community didn’t care about Dubai’s use of slave labor to prepare for the World Cup, we knew we had a chance.” Gaza City, March 18 – The International Olympic Committee announced today (Wednesday) that ...
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Organizers have declined to say whether legendary Qassam Brigades leader Muhammad Deif will give a TED Talk. Gaza City, March 14 – One of the world’s leading practitioners in the art of strapping on explosives and detonating them in a crowd ...
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Pensions to the families of Palestinians killed while trying to kill Israelis are only being paid at 100%. Rafah Crossing, Gaza Strip, March 8 – Life in this Palestinian coastal enclave has become so challenging under enforced Israeli and Egyptian border ...
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After June, only banks will be allowed to hold Israeli currency, which they will be forced to surrender in exchange for underage brides by the first of August. Ramallah, March 2 – Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas announced today that ...
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“It’s possible they know something we don’t,” admitted Middle East scholar N. T. Semitt. Riyadh, February 22 – Despite vehement and vocal demonstrations of concern for human rights on college campuses across the United States in the form of student ...
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“Oppression must be homegrown, like oil.” Amman, February 17 – After a lull in military moves by the United Arab Emirates, Jordanian and Emirati officials confirmed today that the two countries would run joint operations to roll back some of ...
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