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Gaza Wins Bid To Host 2032 Olympics

Gaza Wins Bid To Host 2032 Olympics

“When we realized the international sporting community didn’t care about Dubai’s use of slave labor to prepare for the World Cup, we knew we had a chance.” Gaza City, March 18 – The International Olympic Committee announced today (Wednesday) that ...

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Privation Driving Gazans To Penile Enlargement

Privation Driving Gazans To Penile Enlargement

Pensions to the families of Palestinians killed while trying to kill Israelis are only being paid at 100%. Rafah Crossing, Gaza Strip, March 8 – Life in this Palestinian coastal enclave has become so challenging under enforced Israeli and Egyptian border ...

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Morally Consistent BDS To Target Saudi Arabia Any Day Now

Morally Consistent BDS To Target Saudi Arabia Any Day Now

“It’s possible they know something we don’t,” admitted Middle East scholar N. T. Semitt. Riyadh, February 22 – Despite vehement and vocal demonstrations of concern for human rights on college campuses across the United States in the form of student ...

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UAE Sends Troops To Help Jordan Fight Free Speech

UAE Sends Troops To Help Jordan Fight Free Speech

“Oppression must be homegrown, like oil.” Amman, February 17 – After a lull in military moves by the United Arab Emirates, Jordanian and Emirati officials confirmed today that the two countries would run joint operations to roll back some of ...

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ISIS Leader Caught Without Underage Bride

ISIS Leader Caught Without Underage Bride

Choudry expressed concern that such behavior on the part of Baghdadi might tarnish the name of Islam. Somewhere near the Iraq/Syria border, February 3 – The head of the Islamic State found himself embroiled in a scandal today when visiting ...

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Egypt Bans Dying During Protests

Egypt Bans Dying During Protests

The announcement elicited objections from the Association of Funeral Directors, who accused the government of harming their livelihood. Cairo, January 28 – Renewed civil unrest over the last week has prompted an Egyptian government concerned about its image to outlaw ...

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