Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?
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"The defensiveness born of the whole world knowing you have a small penis."
Read More »Palestine Refugee In Lebanon Hopes To Bequeath Useless, Symbolic Housekey To Descendants
Hope that his own descendants will carry on the family and community tradition of nurturing the pointless, destructive fantasy of reversing the shameful defeat of Arab Liberation Army forces in 1948. Beirut, April 4 – A third-generation resident of the ...
Read More »Palestinian History Museum: Roman Conquest Bad, Arab Conquest Good
With special venom reserved for Jews reasserting their claim to the land. Ramallah, March 23 – Staff at an institution dedicated to displaying indigenous artifacts of the Arab people of this part of the Levant struggled again today to articulate ...
Read More »Group That Glorifies Child-Murder, Child Soldiers, Targeting Civilians, Lynches, Hijacking, Bus-Bombs, Wants You To Think They’re The Good Guys
Despite the apparent contradiction in the sentiments, the Palestinian cause has attracted no small amount of support.
Read More »Ancient, Historic Palestine Magically Never Exceeded 1916 Borders
The native population remained anchored to the land through thick and thin and defining themselves as the children of it so thoroughly that the term “Palestine” never passed their lips. Jerusalem, February 23 – Since time immemorial, the indigenous people ...
Read More »Centuries Of Arab Antisemitism Explained By Recent Existence Of Israel
“Otherwise, we would expect to see media reports mention the longstanding antisemitism in the region as a factor in the conflict, but they invariably do not.” Amman, February 26 – Antipathy across the region for Jews going back at least ...
Read More »Rights Groups Irritated That Iran Taking Their Focus Off Israel
“I daresay that’s a major passion of nearly every international rights group: singling out Israel for vitriol at the drop of a hat.” New York, February 15 – NGOs working to highlight abuses and hold repressive regimes to account voiced their ...
Read More »Iran Urges Turks, Syrians Die Rather Than Accept Earthquake Aid From Israel
“It would be a powerful statement of Islamic solidarity for the victims of this disaster to show they still think of Palestine even in their lowest moments.” Tehran, February 6 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic reacted to this morning’s deadly ...
Read More »Obama Glad He Shipped All His Classified Docs To Iran
Obama sent the first documents in 2015 with pallets of cash. Washington, January 26 – A former president whose vice president, successor, and successor’s vice president had secret materials in their private possession after leaving the White House voiced his relief today ...
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