by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, T’ruah – the Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, May 3 – Numerous thinkers and organizations have attempted over the years to provide a precise, useful definition of the term “antisemitism.” The two most recent ...
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Feed SubscriptionThe Nobel Committee Remains Skeptical Of These Claims Of Isolating The ‘Palestinian Leader Who Accepts Jewish Sovereignty’ Particle
by Mats Larsson, Chair, Nobel Committee For Physics Stockholm, April 22 Dear Sir: We appreciate your submission to the Committee the nomination of Professor Kerry for next year’s Nobel Prize for Physics. Unfortunately, we are forced to request more compelling evidence ...
Read More »I Recommend The ‘Be Palestinian And Kill Some Jews’ Investment/Retirement Plan
by Richard Silverberg, Morgan Stanley investment consultant New York, April 13 – Hi, thanks for being so prompt. I know you two are trying to juggle a couple a of hectic schedules, so thank you for being prompt, and I ...
Read More »No, We Will Not Share Our Riches With Poorer Terrorist Groups, You Commies
by Ismail Haniyeh, Hamas political chief Doha, March 31 – Forbes reported last week that our movement has surpassed Hezbollah as the world’s best-funded terrorist organization, with more than a billion dollars moving through our coffers on a per annum ...
Read More »Sir, We Cannot Figure Out In Which End Of The Anti-Zionist To Insert The Anal Probe
by Lieutenant Zorb-8, Watch Commander, Galaga-X Scout Vessel 22R, Squadron Blue, Intergalactic Fleet Task Force M Intergalactic Standard Date 14.5.99.008, in orbit around Earth – Captain, our surface team has returned from the planet with several specimens upon which to conduct ...
Read More »‘Don’t Define Islam By A Tiny Violent Minority!’ – A Jew Who Demands You Define Judaism By My Tiny AntiZionist Minority
by Ariel Gold, Code Pink New York, March 10 – Prejudice and discrimination have no place in our society – or in our world. Anyone who defines the hundreds of millions of adherents of Islam – the religion of peace! ...
Read More »We’re Sorry You Don’t Deserve Attention Because Your Occupation Isn’t Done By Jews
by The United Nations Human Rights Council Geneva, March 1 – Bureaucracy moves slowly by nature, but the time has come for us to apologize nevertheless: we, the members of the United Nations Human Rights Council, express our regret that ...
Read More »Apparently Hebrew Has Words Other Than ‘Tikkun Olam’ …?
By Rabbi Andy Kahn New York, February 18 – Today I Learned that the language of most of the Hebrew Bible contains words that are not ‘Tikkun’ and ‘Olam.’ I was Today Years Old when I discovered that. Who knew? ...
Read More »I Hope My Portion Of ‘Palestine Refugee’ Funding Gets Embezzled By Someone Cool
by Gigi Hadid New York, February 3 – My modeling career makes it unnecessary, unwise, and distracting to wade into politics, but now and then I cannot help but express my feelings on the plight of my Palestinian brethren. Chief among ...
Read More »I Think The Other Hamas Fighters Trapped In This Collapsed Tunnel Are Closer Than 2 Meters
by Hussein Halabi, Hamas commando Somewhere underground near the fence between the Gaza Strip and southern Israel, January 21 – Oh God. I think both of my legs are broken. And several ribs. And I can’t feel my left arm. ...
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