By Luqdat Tahat Cairo, October 11 – Whenever women complain that men make uninvited suggestive, derisive, or immodest remarks to them, the discussion inevitably wanders in to the subject of how women dress and what manner or quantity of clothing ...
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Feed SubscriptionSelf-Hating Jew? No, I Only Hate Other Jews, Not Myself
I hate religious Jews, and I’m not one, so how could I be self-hating? North Tel Aviv, September 13 – You people need to stop the name-calling. When I oppose the sale of apartments in my neighborhood to Jews who ...
Read More »Oh Felesteen, We Love You So, We Will Burn You Up So The Jews Can’t Have You
By Hamas If you love something, set it on fire. Beloved Land, we would give our lives for you. And we do, all the time. The depth of our attachment to you runs so deep, so strong, that we will ...
Read More »We Find The Use Of Profanity In Calling Mr. Corbyn Antisemitic More Troubling Than His Antisemitism
By UK Labour When an MP from our party whose family members were killed in the Holocaust stood up in Parliament on Tuesday and called our chairman a “@%$&ing anti-Semite,” we were appalled that the situation had deteriorated to the ...
Read More »Insanity Is Expecting The World To Care This Time That Hamas Shot First
By Albert Einstein I never said the original quote, you know. It first appeared in a 1983 mystery novel by Rita Mae Brown, attributed to a nonexistent Jane Fulton. But since in the popular mind I mouthed those words, let’s ...
Read More »Maybe We Palestinians Shouldn’t Have Had Neymar Coach Us On Faking Injuries
By Mahmoud Al-Zahar, Hamas spokesman All means are acceptable in throwing off the yoke of the Zionist usurper. Staging incidents and inflating casualty figures boasts a long and glorious history in Palestinian lore, at least since Deir Yassin. But the ...
Read More »The Goyim Know
By Rabbi Mendel Moskowitz Alert! Shut it down! Shut it down! They know! The jig is up! The goyim know! I can’t tell you exactly what the goyim know, because if you’re a goy and you don’t yet know, I’m ...
Read More »We Welcome All Converts To Islam, But European Jews Can’t Really Be Jewish
By Yusuf Jabber We have encountered the claim so many times that refuting it has become tiresome, but once and for all, allow me to explain why the establishment of a “Jewish” state in Palestine is such a historical travesty: ...
Read More »We Apologize To Our Inmates For The Non-Gender-Neutral Language
By the staff of the United States Penitentiary for Males, Leavenworth, Kansas On behalf of all the employees and outside contractors operating this facility, we hereby extend our sincere apologies to any resident of this prison who has taken offense at ...
Read More »My Ophthalmology Background Was Perfect Training For Becoming A Brutal Tyrant
By Basher Assad, President, Syrian Arab Republic It’s amazing where life can take you, and how it takes you there. My dear father knew how to run a country, and brooked defiance from no one. Me, I was slated for ...
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