By Albert Einstein I never said the original quote, you know. It first appeared in a 1983 mystery novel by Rita Mae Brown, attributed to a nonexistent Jane Fulton. But since in the popular mind I mouthed those words, let’s ...
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Feed SubscriptionMaybe We Palestinians Shouldn’t Have Had Neymar Coach Us On Faking Injuries
By Mahmoud Al-Zahar, Hamas spokesman All means are acceptable in throwing off the yoke of the Zionist usurper. Staging incidents and inflating casualty figures boasts a long and glorious history in Palestinian lore, at least since Deir Yassin. But the ...
Read More »The Goyim Know
By Rabbi Mendel Moskowitz Alert! Shut it down! Shut it down! They know! The jig is up! The goyim know! I can’t tell you exactly what the goyim know, because if you’re a goy and you don’t yet know, I’m ...
Read More »We Welcome All Converts To Islam, But European Jews Can’t Really Be Jewish
By Yusuf Jabber We have encountered the claim so many times that refuting it has become tiresome, but once and for all, allow me to explain why the establishment of a “Jewish” state in Palestine is such a historical travesty: ...
Read More »We Apologize To Our Inmates For The Non-Gender-Neutral Language
By the staff of the United States Penitentiary for Males, Leavenworth, Kansas On behalf of all the employees and outside contractors operating this facility, we hereby extend our sincere apologies to any resident of this prison who has taken offense at ...
Read More »My Ophthalmology Background Was Perfect Training For Becoming A Brutal Tyrant
By Basher Assad, President, Syrian Arab Republic It’s amazing where life can take you, and how it takes you there. My dear father knew how to run a country, and brooked defiance from no one. Me, I was slated for ...
Read More »We’ll Deter Hamas Rocket Attacks By Doing The Same Things That Didn’t Deter Recent Hamas Rocket Attacks
By the IDF Kibbutz Nir-Am, June 4 – Here in the communities along the border with the Gaza Strip, we soldiers receive constant reminders why we do what we do: the families who live here who need protecting; the local ...
Read More »I Still Like My Idea Of Flaming Boomerangs From Gaza More Than Kites
By Fashla Fadikha, Gaza protester May 27 – Call me bitter, but I, for one, cannot bring myself to feel unmitigated joy at the sight of Zionist fields and brush aflame as Palestinian kites bearing Molotov cocktails ignite blazes. For ...
Read More »As A Gaza Protester, I Don’t Know How Actual Injured People Use These Crutches
By Hussein Jabari I’ve been lugging these crutches around for days, participating in staged incidents that purport to showcase Israeli brutality against innocent Palestinians – I play the role of a wounded youth; thus the accessories – and I have ...
Read More »Jews Are Really Khazars But We’ll Mistreat Them Like Real Jews
By Yahara Kussemek, Professor of Islamic Thought It’s been a widely accepted notion in the Muslim world and beyond for some time now that the people who call themselves Jews today, mostly of the European variety, descend not from the ...
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