By the Mossad Ever wonder why you always seem to have a different number of Tupperware containers from the number of lids? Or why hot dogs come in packages of 12 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8? ...
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Feed SubscriptionGlorifying Child Martyrdom? How Dare You! That’s- Oh, By Palestinians? Cool.
By Ken Roth, Director, Human Rights Watch President Erdogan of Turkey crossed all lines of decency and morality when he encouraged a young girl to sacrifice herself in combat for Islam and for Turkey. Children must remain outside the boundaries ...
Read More »Another Harry Potter Metaphor Is What This Debate Needs
By Klee Schay Our discussion of this set of important issues has proceeded well enough, ladies and gentlemen, but no one is going to change his or her mind based merely on a rehashing of familiar points, as cleverly as ...
Read More »THIS Will Be The Blog Comment That Solves The Arab-Israeli Conflict
By Dee Luszenal Everyone ready? I’m about to submit a comment on this website, a comment that will once and for all bring the whole Arab-Israeli conflict to an end with its manifest sanity, compelling points, humanity, cogent reasoning, and ...
Read More »I Think The Reunion For My Suicide Bombing Class Will Be Lightly Attended
By Semtek Siffor, Jihadist I love reunions. Even if you’re the kind of person who stays in touch with the people in your class after graduation, having everyone gather in one place to reconnect more directly and to reminisce, to ...
Read More »But Letting Jews Live In Our Town Violates The Status Quo!
By Tina Swann, Zoning Board member Mahwah, February 7 – If there’s one thing I’ve learned from studying international news, it’s the importance of the so-called Status Quo when it come to Jews and what governs their relations with non-Jews. Anything ...
Read More »I Don’t Care How Many Lebanese Die ‘For Palestine’
By Hassan Nasrallah, Secretary-General, Hezbollah Liberation of the Islamic land of Palestine from the infidel Zionists remains the sacred duty of all Muslims, regardless of local nationality. That is why it ultimately does not matter how many Lebanese must die ...
Read More »It’s Too Bad There Are No ‘Anti-Zionists’ Around To ‘Help’ Our Movement
By Harriet Tubman It’s tough here, on the Underground Railroad, but this is the struggle I’ve chosen, and this is my mission. I rely on many others to succeed, and it’s truly a shame that I’ll have to wait decades ...
Read More »Heliocentrism Is Wrong: The World Revolves Around Palestinians
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority; President, State of Palestine; Chairman, Fatah; Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization As a devout Muslim I have always maintained that any model of the universe with the sun at the center of our planetary system ...
Read More »We Need Another War With Israel As Cover For Killing Rivals
By Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Leader It’s been more than three years since we last provoked a war that killed thousands and left tens of thousands more homeless. One can debate the merits or timing of the conflict, but one clear ...
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