By Dee Luszenal Everyone ready? I’m about to submit a comment on this website, a comment that will once and for all bring the whole Arab-Israeli conflict to an end with its manifest sanity, compelling points, humanity, cogent reasoning, and ...
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By Semtek Siffor, Jihadist I love reunions. Even if you’re the kind of person who stays in touch with the people in your class after graduation, having everyone gather in one place to reconnect more directly and to reminisce, to ...
Read More »But Letting Jews Live In Our Town Violates The Status Quo!
By Tina Swann, Zoning Board member Mahwah, February 7 – If there’s one thing I’ve learned from studying international news, it’s the importance of the so-called Status Quo when it come to Jews and what governs their relations with non-Jews. Anything ...
Read More »I Don’t Care How Many Lebanese Die ‘For Palestine’
By Hassan Nasrallah, Secretary-General, Hezbollah Liberation of the Islamic land of Palestine from the infidel Zionists remains the sacred duty of all Muslims, regardless of local nationality. That is why it ultimately does not matter how many Lebanese must die ...
Read More »It’s Too Bad There Are No ‘Anti-Zionists’ Around To ‘Help’ Our Movement
By Harriet Tubman It’s tough here, on the Underground Railroad, but this is the struggle I’ve chosen, and this is my mission. I rely on many others to succeed, and it’s truly a shame that I’ll have to wait decades ...
Read More »Heliocentrism Is Wrong: The World Revolves Around Palestinians
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority; President, State of Palestine; Chairman, Fatah; Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization As a devout Muslim I have always maintained that any model of the universe with the sun at the center of our planetary system ...
Read More »We Need Another War With Israel As Cover For Killing Rivals
By Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Leader It’s been more than three years since we last provoked a war that killed thousands and left tens of thousands more homeless. One can debate the merits or timing of the conflict, but one clear ...
Read More »We Ancient Egyptians Could Have Warned You About Trying To Drive Jews Into The Sea
By Pharaoh Not that I expect the Arabs of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries CE to take my advice, but I’d have counseled against attacking the nascent Zionist state. My cavalrymen and I could have told you what happens when ...
Read More »We Were Going To Undermine The Muslim World, But You’re Managing That By Yourselves
By The Mossad As part of our ongoing mission to keep Israel secure by clandestine means, we have long pursued strategies that might involve wreaking instability in enemy regimes, depending on the situation. But in recent decades our expertise in ...
Read More »Mary, Did That Frankincense and Myrrh Come With A Gift Receipt?
By Joseph the carpenter Good morning, my dear wife. Is there any way I can make you more comfortable? Little Jesus looks so sweet, swaddled against you like that. What a lovely picture. Would you like something to eat or ...
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