By Dibbah Zeitoun In agriculture, we live our lives by the seasons. The rhythms of the climate guide us in what activities to pursue: when to irrigate, when to sow, when to plow, what to harvest, and when to cut ...
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Feed SubscriptionIt’s Been Jihad Day’s Night
Lyrics: Jenin-McCartney It’s been Jihad day’s night And I’ve been hurting kikes and dogs It’s been Jihad day’s night I hear them weeping, sons of hogs But with that heavenly crew Of virgins seventy-two I’m a Shaheed, all right. ...
Read More »I’d Love To Attend Your Protest, But I’m Attending A Protest
By Yisraela M’khoar It’s very sweet of you to invite me to come to your demonstration this is week. I really want to come, but I’m sorry, I’m already holding a different rally, so I can’t come that night. Maybe ...
Read More »Islamic Terrorism Is A Kind Of Ritual Slaughter – So Let’s Ban Ritual Slaughter
By Barqingupta Rongtree, delegate, European Parliament Systemic solutions are always better than local remedies when it comes to widespread problems. While many of us, myself included, long hoped that the spate of Islamist terrorism aimed at Europe would subside as we ...
Read More »When I Say We Have To Kill All The Jews, I Don’t Mean It In An Antisemitic Way
By Imam Yousaywat Dafuq, Al Aqsa Mosque No one likes being misunderstood. I try very hard in my sermons to articulate clear messages, but partisans and subversives insist on distorting those messages for political purposes. Let me state for the ...
Read More »Wow! May I Ask What Ethnic Cleanser You Use?
By Bashar Assad, President, Syrian Arab Republic Damascus, August 13 – I must admit I’m impressed by the thoroughness of your work. It’s pristine! You have to tell me – what ethnic cleanser do you use? I’ve seen the campaigns ...
Read More »How Many Bullets Can The Posts Of This Crib Hold?
By Al Nusra, expectant father Hi, good morning. Sorry to bother you with so many basic questions about baby furniture and supplies – my wife and I are new at this. Hey, thanks. Two months to go. The doctors think ...
Read More »Speak At Your University? But I Haven’t Killed Any Jews Or Cops
By Radi Qal, Activist Dear Sirs/Mesdames: I have received your letter inviting me to speak at your institution. Thank you. I feel honored to be considered for such an event. But before I give my formal response, I seek to ...
Read More »It Takes A Lot Of Preparation To Arrange A Spontaneous Outpouring Of Rage
by Raed Salah, Islamic Movement Umm el-Fahm, July 25 – To the uninitiated observer, the explosion of violent demonstrations after Israel put up metal detectors at the entrance to the Temple Mount must have looked like an impressive display of sudden ...
Read More »If You Ethnically Cleanse An Area Of Jews They’e Not Allowed Back In
By An Expert On International Law Whose Conclusions Suit Your Sensibilities It should not be difficult to arrive at a simple understanding of the status in international law of the territories Israel took in the 1967 war. All one needs to ...
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