By Hippo Critt, BDS Activist Berkeley, March 22 – It takes a certain amount of gall to accuse social justice activist such as I of prejudice. Just because I reserve all my vitriol for Jews doesn’t mean I’m an antisemite. ...
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Feed SubscriptionUh Oh. Looks Like I’m Chametz, And Forbidden On Passover, by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
By the Flying Spaghetti Monster I’m not one to get all sensitive about the requirements of other religions. If you want to come close to your notion of divinity by abstaining from leavened grain products for a little over a ...
Read More »Why Can’t Gays Just Enjoy The Thrill Of Plummeting From The Rooftop?
By Aiwil Qilfag, Gaza Strip Imam I do not understand you people who object to our treatment of homosexuals. What we do to them is very similar to things that you Westerners pay to have done to you, such as ...
Read More »I Don’t Need Purim As An Excuse To Get Drunk And Make Poor Decisions
By Al Koholik Happy Drinking Day! Or for those of you who insist on pretending it’s not about the drinking, Happy Purim. You’re welcome to get involved in explaining how and why the festival encourages imbibing wine and other intoxicants. ...
Read More »Almost Done Cleaning For Pesach 2016!
By Justin Thyme It’s nearly finished. Just a couple of rooms to go and the place will be clean and ready for Pesach 2016. This took a little longer than it should have, I know. But you get to cleaning ...
Read More »Next Thing You Know, Jews Will Be Judaizing The Bible!
By Ali Ahmad, Al-Aqsa Activist By now everyone knows of the Jews’ ongoing attempts to render Muslim sites Jewish, especially in the old city of Al-Quds (Jerusalem). Daily disruptive visits of Jewish settlers and provocateurs at the Haram al-Sharif, where ...
Read More »A Few More Sick Burns Of Trump On Twitter And He Has To Step Down, Right?
By Lena Dunham I’m sure I’m not the only one thrilled to see how many people have mobilized online – and occasionally in person – to mock Donald Trump. The scale of involvement in the sacred work of ridiculing his ...
Read More »The Rules Say We Palestinians Get To Reject 3 More Peace Agreements Before We Lose
by Saeb Erekat One of the talking points one hears many times in the realm of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is that the Palestinians have rejected peace offer after peace offer. Putting aside the accuracy of the claim, it ignores one ...
Read More »We Zombies Have Nothing On The Two-State Solution
By Urgh People make a big fuss over zombies rising from the grave and menacing the living, but at least you can kill a zombie again with the right equipment. Our staying power has nothing on the patently untenable Two-State ...
Read More »Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Made All Those “New Jewish Settlements” Invisible
By Avigdor Liberman, Minister of Defense Having served as Minister of Defense for ten months now, I can give a number of observations as to certain strategic mistakes our country has made over the last several decades, but principally in ...
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