by Saeb Erekat One of the talking points one hears many times in the realm of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is that the Palestinians have rejected peace offer after peace offer. Putting aside the accuracy of the claim, it ignores one ...
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By Urgh People make a big fuss over zombies rising from the grave and menacing the living, but at least you can kill a zombie again with the right equipment. Our staying power has nothing on the patently untenable Two-State ...
Read More »Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Made All Those “New Jewish Settlements” Invisible
By Avigdor Liberman, Minister of Defense Having served as Minister of Defense for ten months now, I can give a number of observations as to certain strategic mistakes our country has made over the last several decades, but principally in ...
Read More »You Could Have Stopped Me With Memes Comparing Me To Myself
By Adolph Hitler It’s too bad you haven’t learned all the lessons from the cataclysmic episode of history in which I starred. Fascism is indeed on the rise once more, but believe you me, I’m not going to get into ...
Read More »Whenever I Need A Laugh, I Think Of All Those People Assuming Palestine Will Be A Liberal Democracy
By Mahmoud Abbas Nobody ever promised me the position of President of the Palestinian National Authority would be easy. I never expected it to be. Combine it with – or consider it a subsidiary role of – my position as ...
Read More »It’s Racist To Pigeonhole The Quebec Attackers Unless You Say They Were Inspired By Trump
By the Huffington Post Editorial Staff Last night’s mosque attack in Quebec has us in tears. Such violence against innocents never ceases to shock. In its wake we must be exceedingly careful not to assume the motives or identities of ...
Read More »I Was Actually Quite Flattered By The Jews-Apes-Pigs Thing
By Harambe I’m no religion or culture expert. I’m a gorilla. But there’s still a part of me that swells with pride when Muslims call Jews “the children of apes and pigs.” They chose my taxonomic order to associate with the ...
Read More »OK, You Press People Can Be Adversarial Now
By Former President Barack Obama It’s over. For better of for worse – I will of course always insist for the better – my two terms in office have elapsed, and now a new man occupies the Oval Office. That ...
Read More »The REAL Question Is: Who Benefits From The Woodchuck Chucking All That Wood?
By Ali Abunimah All of you dupes repeatedly wondering how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood are falling into the trap the Elders of Zion have set for you. What you really should be ...
Read More »I’m Not Expressing A Political Opinion Until My Favorite Celebrity Decides
By Elizabeth Bauer, gossip junkie The elections might be over, but that doesn’t mean this great country has resolved its many political challenges, the road ahead remains fraught with uncertainty and different values on a collision course. Who can say ...
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