By Tim Willcox, British Broadcasting Corporation The last Nazi concentration camp was liberated seventy years ago, but judging from contemporary rhetoric, one would think the atrocities occurred just last week. Social progress will never happen if our society is mired in ...
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By Saeb Erekat, Palestinian Negotiator The key to Israeli-Palestinian peace lies with the people, not with the politicians. A stable, lasting accord must be based in mutual respect for the other’s sovereignty and human dignity. That is why those descendants ...
Read More »Pierce My Extremities At The End Of ‘Holey’ Week? Good One!
By Jesus of Nazareth Dudes, you got me. That has got to be one of the best practical jokes in history. I’m not above admitting when I’ve been positively owned. Driving spikes through my appendages just so you could call ...
Read More »With Palestinian Tax Revenue Unfrozen, I Can Get The Yacht I Wanted
If any members of the press wish to discuss the ongoing misery of the Palestinian people, feel free to visit me on my new 60-foot beauty. By Saeb Erekat, Palestinian negotiator Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s decision to finally release the ...
Read More »I Hate The Stereotype Of Us Nazi-Loving Palestinians As Antisemitic
It simply does not add up. Certainly not to six million. Maybe a few hundred thousand. But I digress. By Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas Prejudice is a terrible thing, as I need not inform you. We all know what happens ...
Read More »I Want Gaza Reconstructed So I Can Start Defrauding Homeowners
By Ali Jabari, contractor It isn’t just the thousands of residents of the Gaza Strip who are frustrated at the lack of progress over reconstruction after last summer’s war. My fellow building contractors and I also feel vexed at being ...
Read More »There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Discuss Iran Deal After It’s Signed
By US Secretary of State John Kerry The hullabaloo surrounding Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s speech to Congress this past week provides just the latest example of the misguided assumptions governing discourse of a developing agreement with Iran over its ...
Read More »Actually, Most Israelis Want To See Tel Aviv Nuked Also
By the Rest of Israel The rhetoric surrounding Bibi Netanyahu’s scheduled speech to the US Congress about Iran’s nuclear program represents just one more little storm obscuring one important detail: most Israelis want Tel Aviv to get nuked. Let’s just be ...
Read More »Mr. Muhammad The Prophet, These Passport Photos Are Unusable
By Shelly Davis, Passport Documentation Processing Clerk, US Postal Service OK, Mr. The Prophet, thank you for submitting your application. Let me see the form…good, nice to see you wrote clearly. Alright, all the information is there. Did you remember two ...
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