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Washington, September 29 – So is it a war? The US bombed Syria? Finally! Wait, what? Not Assad? OK, we’re officially confused.

By the International Zionist Conspiracy The twenty-first century is a pretty complex place. The world is teeming with more than seven billion souls, with international and domestic crises to manage absolutely everywhere. As you can imagine, the level of International ...

By Ray Rice, Baltimore Ravens Running Back I’m as shocked as the next guy over the video of me beating up my wife: since when do the media blame anyone but Israel when dark-skinned people suffer? We just went through ...

By Zahava Gal-On, Meretz You’re not going to hear this from your right-wing government, but as a member of the Opposition it’s my job to confront everyone with the unpleasant truth: despite the Allies’ superior military capacity, there is no ...

Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington Beheading is a brutal method of execution, as I well know.  Especially if performed improperly. But insult is a more grievous offense. It therefore injures me, in ways that an axe can no longer, to witness the ...

By Mahmoud A-Zahar, Hamas Leader Zionist leader Binyamin Netanyahu tried to get the West to believe that the murderous, brutal Islamic State in Iraq and Syria is cut from the same cloth as our noble Resistance. I am here to ...

By the Hamas Charter If I have one complaint about all the people outside the Middle East and their support for Palestinians based on liberal Western values, it would be: have you even read me? I didn’t think so. I ...

By Baudelaire Ndong Ella, President, United Nations Human Rights Council I do wish all those people criticizing the UNHRC for its important work would understand that we are first and foremost a human rights council. We’re a rights council run by humans. ...

By Khaled Mashal You’ll have to pardon me for quoting a Jew, but it’s good to be the king. Our efforts to control the flow of information out of the Gaza Strip have been more successful than we’d imagined. Not ...

By Muhammad Dieff, Kassam Brigades You’ve heard it before, but it bears repeating: as one man, the noble residents of the Gaza Strip wish for nothing more than to become martyrs in the holy struggle to liberate our holy land ...