By Blue-Check Journalist Washington, November 10 – It’s been a couple of weeks since ownership of the bird app officially passed to the hands of the founder of Tesla and SpaceX. The more excitable among us swear they could see ...
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Feed SubscriptionIts Cute How You Think I’d Give Up An Identity Forged As Opposition To Your Existence Just For Some Economic Gain
by Fadi Shuhade, Palestinian activist Ramallah, November 2 – OMG you’re adorable. You seem to operate under the assumption that better access to jobs, a moderate improvement in standard of living, and some token territorial concessions will undo the sense ...
Read More »There Better Be Some Murderous Thugs Left To Empower When The Iran Regime Falls
by Ben Rhodes, former White House adviser Washington, October 24 – The scenes from around the Islamic Republic over the last few weeks have generated the gamut of reactions: fear for the courageous women of the country; concern for regional ...
Read More »I Could Stop Seeing Sinister Zionist Plots Everywhere, But That Would Mean I Have To Get A Life
by Amer Zahr Dearborn, Michigan – Life can get tough for the anti-Israel activist. But by “life” I mean only the biological, functional term, because between the obsession, surrender of identity, and conspiratorial thinking, not much time remains for a ...
Read More »What Is Russian Word For Nakba?
by Vladimir Putin, President, Russian Federation Moscow, September 29 – Special Operation in Ukraine began February, but I will be first to admit it did not follow plan we had. Bombast and disinformatsiya had only part of desired effect, we failed ...
Read More »Quick, Find A New Alarmist Buzzword To Call Israel – ‘Apartheid’ Isn’t Working
by Linda Sarsour New York, September 19 – I just returned from a solidarity visit to our Palestinian brethren under occupation, and I have both good news and bad news. The good news: our brothers and sisters facing the brutal colonialist ...
Read More »I Feel Like My Kid’s ‘Happy Birthday Osama’ Banner Didn’t Go Over Well Today
by Hamda al-Fadi, DMV clerk Brooklyn, September 11 – My son turned five today, and I thought we’d acknowledge his milestone by not just keeping the celebration within the walls of our apartment, but showing him we want to share the occasion ...
Read More »Please Don’t Confuse My Racism Of Low Expectations For Arabs With My Outright Hate For Jews
by Jeremy Pine, BBC Middle East correspondent Jerusalem, August 31 – I feel like my audience makes certain erroneous assumptions about my prejudices, and will now attempt to clarify for you the biases that govern my reporting so that you ...
Read More »Hey, I Just Found Ancient Proof Of Palesti- Never Mind, This One’s Jewish Too
by Dr. Hassan Barghouti, archaeologist Temple Mount, August 22 – Guys! Guys! Look at this! I got it! Here’s irrefutable evidence that this site was a Palestinian shrine way back during the late- oh. Huh. OK, forget that, guys! Forget ...
Read More »Having Someone To Blame Is Easier Than Actually Building Something
by Every Single Palestinian Leader Ever Ramallah, August 11 – For more than a century, we Palestinians have fought the usurpation of our land. We have done nothing but fight that usurpation. And it shows. Robust national institutions? Nope. A functioning ...
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