“Bibi was horrible, don’t get me wrong, but this… this is differently horrible.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Prime Minister Naftali Bennett, his cabinet ministers, and fellow Coalition members have evidently decided to demonstrate to the Israeli public that ousting the ...
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“They’re inflicting more damage on the occupiers than we ever have, certainly in so short a time! Something doesn’t add up.” Gaza City, February 27 – Activists, militants, and residents of this beleaguered coastal territory voiced puzzlement this week at ...
Read More »COVID, Anarchy Making Israelis Think Maybe 5th Elections Wouldn’t Have Been So Bad After All
Despite mainstream media that cheerlead Bennett’s government simply because he isn’t Netanyahu. Lod, February 16 – A historically unpopular prime minister, a paucity of fulfilled campaign promises, critical compromises that betrayed a core electoral constituency, incompetence in handling the ongoing ...
Read More »Likud Vows Return To Power, Same Policies Against Which It Now Rails
“Right now they’re horrible policies, though, I can tell you that.” Jerusalem, February 7 – Leaders of the largest Knesset faction currently outside of the governing coalition expressed confidence today that it will sweep back into a controlling position, at ...
Read More »Man’s Wrong Apocalyptic Climate Predictions Overshadow Wrong Apocalyptic Palestinian Violence Predictions
He also wrongly predicted COVID would decimate the population. Tel Aviv, January 26 – A columnist for Israel’s most prestigious newspaper found himself forced to respond today to doomsday forecasts he made regarding climate change that have failed to pan ...
Read More »Gov’t Assures Citizens Nothing To Fear From Police Phone-Spying If You Have The Right Politics
Police will exempt from their initial presumption of guilt anyone whose demonstrated political leanings fall to the left of center, with the definition of “center” relegated to the supervising officer’s discretion. Jerusalem, January 18 – Israeli authorities sought to assuage concerns today, ...
Read More »Woman Who ‘Follows The Science!’ Dismisses Genetics, Archaeology Tying Jews To Levant
The professor, who touts the scientific method and the integrity of changing one’s view in light of evidence, has given no indication she intends to shift her understanding of reality in light of the robust evidence of Jewish Levantine origins and ...
Read More »Polling Reveals Israelis Sick Of Polls
The current figures mark a gradual shift that began with the formation of the current government. Jerusalem, December 29 – A survey of potential voters by one of the country’s leading electoral analysis firms has revealed that potential voters have ...
Read More »Gov’t Just Going To Assume At This Point Any Praise For It Ironic
“Probability alone militates against interpreting such praise as anything but biting commentary.” Jerusalem, December 20 – So unpopular has Prime Minister Naftali Bennett’s administration grown that its public relations personnel on both party and Coalition levels no longer seek to ...
Read More »Clown Troupe Cancels Show At Knesset, Citing Dignity Of Clown Shows
“Our dignity is precious enough to us that we will not perform at such a disgraceful venue, no matter what the cost.” Jerusalem, December 9 – An ensemble of garishly-painted, slapstick performers known for oversize shoes, exaggerated pratfalls, and a ...
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