Crucial pieces of information on how she maintains her dark coif. Tel Aviv, June 30 – Aggressive, independent reporters continued to hold to account those in power today, with an investigative piece on the country’s leading evening TV news magazine ...
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Feed SubscriptionMK: To Close Budget Gap, Follow Iran Lead, Take US Hostages For Ransom
The Obama and Biden administrations have contorted themselves to provide as much relief and generosity as possible even as the Islamic Republic keeps US and other foreign citizens hostage as negotiating or financial leverage. Jerusalem, June 21 – An Israeli ...
Read More »Man Who Legitimizes Violence Demands Gov’t Address Violence In His Community
“With such rhetoric in the air, no wonder our youth keep trying to kill Jews, who invite it by mentioning it!” Jerusalem, June 10 – An Arab lawmaker in Israel who salutes terrorists, deems attacks on Jews acts of “resistance,” ...
Read More »Netanyahu To Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Ego
A side-effect of the decades of nurturing that political and psychological symbiosis has been the prevention of any credible leader emerging in Netanyahu’s wake. Caesarea, June 1 – Israel’s longest-serving head of government, forced to leave the position he has held ...
Read More »New Procedure To Save Time Has Israelis Place Electoral Ballots Directly In Toilet
The new procedures eliminate significant manpower-hours and material expenses. Jerusalem, May 20 – The country’s Elections Commission has decided to implement a number of changes to the conduct of elections as Israel faces the prospect of the fifth election cycle ...
Read More »Arab MKs Call On Constituents To Engage Only In Responsible Rioting, Mayhem
Haphazard planning, if any, doomed the efforts in 1947 and 48 to keep Jews at the mercy of others. Umm el-Fahm, May 6 – Weeks of Arab violence against Jews in Israel have prompted some among the Arab political leadership ...
Read More »NGOs Confident They Can Still Call Undetermined Bibi Successor ‘War Criminal’
“My first thought was it shouldn’t matter who it is, since Zionism is inherently a war crime,” acknowledged Omar Shakir of Human Rights Watch. Jerusalem, May 5 – The deadline for incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu to form a coalition ...
Read More »Beast Changes Mind, Will Eat Sanctimonious Irritating Useful Idiots First
“I don’t even have a soul and I feel drained after encountering them.” Tel Aviv, April 28 – The metaphorical monster threatening the conquest and subjugation of the otherwise free people of this society disclosed today that it has undergone ...
Read More »Prophet Samuel Thinking Maybe This Not Best Time To Suggest He Anoint Bibi
The dilemma facing Samuel carries extra valence in light of the political paralysis plaguing Israel. Ramah, April 19 – The seer most closely associated with the establishment of monarchy in Israel voiced his realization today that the current milieu might ...
Read More »Netanyahu Strategy Apparently To Wear Everyone Out With Repeated Elections Till He The Only Voter Left
Experts differ on the timetable for that eventuality. Caesarea, April 8 – Yet another electoral stalemate in Israel has the citizenry bracing for another contest as early as this coming summer, which will mark the fifth time in four years ...
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